Choose The Right Apple

PITMASTON PINEAPPLE JONATHAN FUJI PARMER THROW IT ВОB FOR IT How do you want to throw it? How big is your mouth? BIG SMALL BIG SMALL IN A GENTLE GAME OF CATCH Do you want it big or small? Do you want it big or small? BIG SMALL FIRESIDE Do you want it sweet or tart? SWEET TART GALA SNOW AS FAR AS POSSIBLE INGOL EAT IT RAW It's disc-shaped, so throw it like a Frisbee! AT A WALL DRINK IT What do you want to drink? BALDWIN CARVE IT APPLE SMOOTHIE JONAGOLD What do you want to carve it into? APPLE JUICE McINTOSH A PIPE A CANDLE VOTIVE APPLE CIDER GOLDEN RUSSET WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR APPLE? PRAIRIE SPY STAYMAN YES: ADD MAPLE SYRUP OR HONEY. How much time do you have? A FACE Are you a child? NO: ADD RUM, WHISKEY, OR BRANDY. A FEW WEEKS: Do you have leftovers? APPLE DOLLHEADS COOK IT A FEW MINUTES: APPLE JACK-O-LANTERNS Rare, but naturally + misshapen and head-like. YES: APPLE CIDER DOUGHNUTS What do you want to make? CATSHEAD NO: NORTHERN SPY APPLE PIE APPLESAUCE APPLE CRISP APPLE TORTE BAKED APPLES Possibly a corruption of "Northern pie." ESOPUS SPITZENBURG Thomas Jefferson's favorite. GOLDEN DELICIOUS Holds its shape when IDARED CORTLAND GRANNY SMITH cooked. NAVIGATE WITH IT FEED IT What do MAKE PRINTS WITH IT you want your TO A HORSE BRING IT TO A JOE BIDEN EVENT prints to look liké? APPLE IOS 5 RED DELICIOUS APPLES PUMPKINS HEARTS Tastes terrible, but horses don't mind. LOVE APPLE STRAWBERRY CHENANGO MAIDEN BLUSH LADY FORWARD Slate PHOTO CREDITS: GETTY IMAGES, THINKSTOCK IMAGES, YANNGAR PHOTO, JOE RAEDLE PITMASTON PINEAPPLE JONATHAN FUJI PARMER THROW IT ВОB FOR IT How do you want to throw it? How big is your mouth? BIG SMALL BIG SMALL IN A GENTLE GAME OF CATCH Do you want it big or small? Do you want it big or small? BIG SMALL FIRESIDE Do you want it sweet or tart? SWEET TART GALA SNOW AS FAR AS POSSIBLE INGOL EAT IT RAW It's disc-shaped, so throw it like a Frisbee! AT A WALL DRINK IT What do you want to drink? BALDWIN CARVE IT APPLE SMOOTHIE JONAGOLD What do you want to carve it into? APPLE JUICE McINTOSH A PIPE A CANDLE VOTIVE APPLE CIDER GOLDEN RUSSET WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR APPLE? PRAIRIE SPY STAYMAN YES: ADD MAPLE SYRUP OR HONEY. How much time do you have? A FACE Are you a child? NO: ADD RUM, WHISKEY, OR BRANDY. A FEW WEEKS: Do you have leftovers? APPLE DOLLHEADS COOK IT A FEW MINUTES: APPLE JACK-O-LANTERNS Rare, but naturally + misshapen and head-like. YES: APPLE CIDER DOUGHNUTS What do you want to make? CATSHEAD NO: NORTHERN SPY APPLE PIE APPLESAUCE APPLE CRISP APPLE TORTE BAKED APPLES Possibly a corruption of "Northern pie." ESOPUS SPITZENBURG Thomas Jefferson's favorite. GOLDEN DELICIOUS Holds its shape when IDARED CORTLAND GRANNY SMITH cooked. NAVIGATE WITH IT FEED IT What do MAKE PRINTS WITH IT you want your TO A HORSE BRING IT TO A JOE BIDEN EVENT prints to look liké? APPLE IOS 5 RED DELICIOUS APPLES PUMPKINS HEARTS Tastes terrible, but horses don't mind. LOVE APPLE STRAWBERRY CHENANGO MAIDEN BLUSH LADY FORWARD Slate PHOTO CREDITS: GETTY IMAGES, THINKSTOCK IMAGES, YANNGAR PHOTO, JOE RAEDLE