5 Better Ways to Spend $70 Than a Nickelback Concert Ticket

BETTER WAYS TO SPEND $70 THANA 5 NICKELBACK CONCERT TICKET Purchase 10 high-quality, premium cut steaks, tie them to your body and take a nice long jog through bear-infested woods. Buy all Avril Lavigne albums and invite five friends to use them in a rousing game of frisbee golf. Fore! Employ 22 Chinese factory workers for the 3 hours you would've spent at the concert. Buy Toasters for Nickelback frontman, Chad Kroeger, and his bride-to-be, power punk diva Avril Lavigne, as wedding gifts. Fill a bath tub with 5,000 push pins and jump on in for an hour or so of rest and relaxation. Light a scented candle and dim the lights for some extra ambience. All information found herein is FACT, as declared by: FUSION 360 THE AGENCY FOR THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION WWW.FUSION36OAGENCY.COM © Fusion 360 Salt Lake City, UT 2012