What Type of Protection Do I Need?

WHAT TYPE OF PROTECTION DO I NEED? IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE. SOMETHING'S OUT TO GET YOU. USE THIS CHART TO FND THE RIGHT PROTECTION WHERE DO YOU LIVE? (START IN 1 OF THE 4 CORNERS) CITY SUBURBS IS ITA. IN NYC? TOWNHOME OR APARTMENT YES HOUSE ARE YOU CLUINT EASTWOOD? NO ARE YOU YES DID YOU RECENTLY ADOPT A CREFPY BRITISH KID? FAMOUS? BASEMENT GO OUT A LOT? NO YES GET A ARE YOU THERE BY CHOICE? GUN YES NO ARE YOU A REAL HOUSEWIFE? IS HE/SHE NO POSSESSED YES REALLY? WHY T NOT? THERES SO MUCH TO SEE... NO YES- -YES- NO ARE YOU MORE OF A "SAMANTHA' THAN A - "CHARLOTTE? GET AN AGENT IS THIS YOUR MOTHER'S RASEMENT? GET A PRIEST CALL 11 NO NO YES DO YOU KNOW YOUR NEIGHBORS? YES DD YOU THINK THS - NO FLOWCHART WAS ABOUT SEX? NO YES GET A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM GET BARS ON WINDOWS ARE YOUR NEIGHBORS CREEPY? YES VISIT YOUR LOCAL HEALTH CLINC YES NO YOURE AT A PONT IN YOUR LIFE WHERE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY FOCUS A LITTLE LESS ON PROTECTION AND A LITTLE MORE ON THE DECISIONS THAT BROUGHT YOU TO THIS PART OF THE FLOWCHART. YES -NO 그 DO YOU WANT TO KEEP THEM? - NO ARE YOU CREEPY? GET A DOG YES NO YES GET A MACHETE DO YOU HAVE CHLOREN/VALUABLES IN YOUR HOME? NO GET A SHAMAN IS IT LOCATED BY CRYSTAL LAKE? GO TO REHAB GET A SHOTGUN IM SURE IT WAS NOTHNG YES YES NO IS YOUR LAST NAME WHITE? ISIT ON INDIAN RUNI E NO BURIAL GROUND? NO GET BEAR FEPELLANT "YES YES • THEN YOURE GET A BLLY GOAT ARE YOU IN WEST VA? GOOD NO IS IT OVERRUN WITH ZOMBIES? NO YOU SHOULD MOVE YES NO ARE YOU A YES- BEAR? YES IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED? SHHH. DID YOU HEAR THAT? YES DO YOU EAT HONEY? YES- ARE YOU N A TENT? NO NO |ARE YOU IN YOUR YES TENT ALONE? COUNTRY NO BACKCOUNTRY GET A POCKET KNFE PACK A BUG OUT BAG ARE YOU PREPPING FOR END OF DAYS? – NO- -YES- wWW.HOMESECURITYSYSTEMS.COM /SECURITY-BLOG/WHAT-KIND-OF-PROTECTION-SHOULD-YOU-USE/