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Patio Envy

Patio Enuy WHEN THE GRASS IS GREENER ON YOUR SIDE OF THE FENCE LAST SUMMER, YOU FINALLY ACHIEVED THE PERFECT PATIO Comfortable furniture, color-coordinated cushions, and a top-of-the-line grill for summertime cookouts. CONGRATULATIONS - YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE FEELING PRETTY JEALOUS. But if you didn't keep all that furniture covered up when you weren't using it, it may already be losing its shine. FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A BEAUTIFUL PATIO GOES HORRIBLY WRONG, Fire Up THE GRILL! 21% of planned cookouts are canceled because the grill was too hard to clean 57% admit to using a telephoto lens to check out a neighbor's grill in the past 12 months 2 in 3 burgers grilled in America contains dirt blown into the grill from a nearby garden 1 in 2 Americans would choose a sleek grill over a sleek sports car Your Table and Chair Set POST-HIBERNATION REACTIONS TO SITTING DOWN AT AN UNCOVERED PATIO TABLE POSTWINTER 0.3%- "Perfect! I 49%- "Apparently love a fine layer of silt in the springtime" this is where bugs come to die" 32%- "Maybe we should just throw the whole thing out" REACTIONS TO SITTING DOWN AT A COVERED PATIO TABLE POST-WINTER SИШИ "Fire up the grill!" "Why do we have a dining room, again?" "Poor Ms. Smith next door - always ogling" Fire Pit Follies LOG RACK 5 reasons to stay inside: 32% have given up on - in 2 neighbors have already bought the same fire pit you have keeping their fire pit clean and turned it into a planter It's too chilly outside without a fire pit You have a fire pit but 81% of these neighbors have tossed in a penny wishing for a new fire pit 14% are using the it's too dirty to clean rainwater in their fire pit as a wishing well Your fire pit was covered but your log rack wasn't and the logs are soaked Drying out the logs with a leaf blower isn't working so well Your leaf blower disturbed a swarm of 1 IN 5 NEIGHBORS KEEP THEIR FIRE PIT COVERED WHEN IT'S NOT IN USE Of these angry bark beetles 69% use their fire pit at least 3x a week 91% swear their toasted marshmallows are the tastiest From Loveseat to (Park) Bench A TALE OF LOVESEAT LOST JUNE 2012 JULY-SEPTEMBER 2012 You meet the perfect loveseat Comfy naps You enjoy a gorgeous summer together Long afternoons reading Evening cookouts OCTOBER 2012 DECEMBER 2012 JANUARY 2013 MARCH 2013 MAY 2013 You flee the cold weather while your loveseat stays outside An overnight freeze starts peeling off the loveseat's paint You forget to cover the cushion during a 1-foot snowfall You re-emerge to find your loveseat has become a bench Raccoons build a nest on the moldy cushion Lounge Chair Nổ More Umbrella Upsets 5 STRANGEST THINGS FOUND INSIDE A CLOSED PATIO UMBRELLA: 1. A litter of kittens #1 MOST STOLEN PIECE OF PATIO FURNITURE A wasp's nest A mold collection A smaller umbrella FROM A SURVEY OF CONVICTED lounge chair thieves 5. An umbrella cover you failed to use over the winter 39% Admitted their own lounge chair was Stole the chair 67% Said the lounge chair was "too comfy to 59% 1 IN 4 people have "cased" their neighbor's patio because it was resist" at a recent barbecue "easiest to carry "too gross to sit in" Ravenna: Keeping Your Furniture Safe – in Siyle RAVENNA COVERS FIT ANY SIZE OR STYLE OF PATIO FURNITURE Durable, weather- proof fabric Neutral, complimentary colors Padded handles Hooded air vents Easy-glide elastic 4-point attachment system hem cords OPEN UP THE PATIO FOR ENTERTAINMENT OR CLOSE IT DOWN AFTER A RELAXING EVENING - all at a moment's notice. LEARN HOW TO PROTECT YOUR OUTDOOR OASIS AT CLASSICACCESSORIES.COM classicaccessories.com/patio-envy

Patio Envy

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Last summer, you finally achieved the perfect patio. Comfortable furniture, color-coordinated cushions, and a top-of-the-line grill for summertime cookouts. Congratulations, your neighbors are feeling...

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