The Likability of Angry Birds

• Blows up half the level More likable Like hunting bunny rabbits using a hydrogen bomb • Most satisfying bird ever Can break through stuff Makes you feel like you're actually being strategic instead of just flinging birds until you pass the level » Crappy bird that explodes into three smaller, slightly crappier birds • Fun bird to use if you enjoy the feeling of throwing ping pong balls at a navy destroyer (although the giant version of this bird is excellent. He's like an obese wrecking ball) Exciting at first until you realize the bombs he drops do less damage than piss-filled water balloons. If this was a bird in real life, Less likable I'd stir-fry it all the way back to the endangered species list On par with throwing a frisbee into a category 5 tornado and hoping your dog will catch it - This bird is a piece of shit.