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What Type of Buffet Eater Are You?

WHAT TYPE OF BUFFET EATER ARE YOU ? THE GREATEST HITTER The Greatest Hitter takes just one plate to identify the best buffet items, mentally rating each component based on strict criteria. They then take extreme delight in loading each subsequent plate with the crème de la crème they are consuming the buffet's greatest hits. safe in the knowledge that THE DELEGATOR Never moving from their seat, the Delegator is highly skilled at getting people to bring them exactly what they want from the buffet table. Persuasive but never forceful, they get made-to- order plates without even lifting a finger. La Creme THE LIQUID LUNCHER Foodstuffs are not of interest to the Liquid Luncher. With a glass of in each hand and the champagne ability to catch a waiter's eye from 100 metres, the Liquid Luncher sticks to the motto 'eating is cheating.' They will, without fail, leave an event ruddy-cheeked and decidedly more merry than you. THE GRAND INQUISITOR The Grand Inquisitor does not THE PLATE PILER enjoy a buffet. The range of options throws up more it answers. questions than The Plate Piler is a master engineer, able to construct asking is, pyramid of foodie hets a so much time Spend what something what's in it and cross- referencing it with their preferences and dietary requirements that they eventually run out of time upon a modest plate. greed is only surpassed by their knowledge of the load- bearing strength of a vol-au- vent and the structural weak-points of a Pringle. to eat anything. THE LOITERER Never more than a metre from the buffet table, the Loiterer positions themselves strategically. They get all they need and more, sometimes without even needing plate. The Loiterer is a master of opportunism. a THE ADVENTURER The Adventurer visits the plates that others dare not. With a taste for the exotic, the Adventurer's plate will be a smörgåsbord of unusual delights. It will feature only those items that nobody else can identify. Sandwiches are so blasé, pineapple and cheese so 1980s - the intrepid Adventurer finds satisfaction in quinoa, random shrubbery and pastry parcels with bizarre oozing fillings. THE THIEF The thief is a master of slight of hand and diversion. With exceptional dextèrity, they will wrap a picnic lunch in'a napkin and squirrel it away in their bag in the blink of an eye. THE ALAN PARTRIDGE The Alan Partridge will somehow acquire a larger plate than those clearly designated for the buffet. Like Ålan's large plate' in the comedy classic, this is a tactical and blatant flouting of the unspoken rules of the buffet. Bold but brilliant ALL ALER ALERY WERT LERT ALERT THE SNATCHER The Snatcher is just not that hungry' but will proceed to casually pick at your XL and ea plate food without once asking permission. can occasionally be seen attempting to soften the sheer audacity of their actions with a giggle or by incessantly talking. ERT LERT 20 BEDFORD WAY Illustrations by Damian Daly 20bedfordway.com

What Type of Buffet Eater Are You?

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We've all experienced buffets but how do you approach a buffet? What type of buffet eater are you?

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