The Strangest Eating Utensils of All Time

THE STRANGEST EATING UTENSILS OF ALL TIME Pizza Fork The Pizza Fork Cutter would either be a weapon in a zombie apocalypse game, or the only piece of cutlery in a University student's drawer (those two are pretty much the same thing right?). Cookie Dipper There is nothing humanity/Americans fear more than getting milk on their hands when they are dipping a cookie. Do not fear humans! Enter the cookie dipper to save the day.. Ribbon Cutlery If the T-1000 went out for a full English breakfast after a heavy night of murdering, I imagine this is the cutlery it would create for itself to attack the food with. Dine Ink Have you ever been tucking into your sausage and mash, when a creative thought occurs, but unless you daub it into the mash with a sausage you'll lose it? Dine Ink will solve all your writing/eating issues. Trongs No, this isn't the long anticipated sequel of Tron, but an eating utensil designed to by-pass the sticky finger stage of eating with your hands by using plastic grippers instead. Glow in the Dark Cutlery The power in your street has gone, but a steaming plate of spaghetti lies somewhere in the darkness... Then you remember your "Glow in the Dark Cutlery', turning an awful nightmare into a glowrious evening. Bitten Silverware Fancy some silverware that looks like it has been sucked on by a Zenomorph from Alien? Then the 'Bitten Silverware' set could be just what you have been looking for. Potato Chip Grabber Of course this was invented in Japan, where many an odd invention has appeared. The potato chip grabber or the 'crisp crusher' as it hasn't been named in UK is one such item. F.R.E.D An eating utensil for the Australian Defence Force, the Field Ration Eating Device (also has a more colourful name) has a can opener, a spoon and a bottle opener. Useful for fighting Mutant Canned Bottled Beasts in the outback. Marrow Spoon Ever been at a dinner party when a guest starts sucking on a bone? '1 want the marrow!' they cry! 'Why not use this 18th century tool I happen to have?' handing them a marrow spoon. Everyone wins. Popcorn Fork Going hands deep into a box of popcorn is so uncouth is it not? The Popcorn Fork helps those with a mannerly tendency to execute the munching of popped corn in a more elegant manner. Cake Breaker If this was a horror novel, the protagonist, living alone, would wake to find her hair freshly combed and a stale piece of almond cake by her bedside, a Cake Breaker lain gently on the pillow next to her. Finger Spoon If you go on an internet date and the person you meet whips out a Finger Spoon for their Crème Brulee, you have two options: ask for the bill and swiftly leave, or ask if they have a spare. Wrenchware Crank some nuts and bolts. Eat some salmon en croute. Repeat. This is the perfect cutlery for the fine dining builder who doesn't want to comprise work flow with their food enjoyment. The Edible Spoon 2.0 The Greeks found a novel way of skimping on the washing up by smashing plates behind the mask of friendship and tradition. The Edible Spoon is the next tool in the arsenal of the washing-up phobic. Sources aredcandy www.trendhunter.com www.bonappetit.com shut up, beige! www.hubpages.com www.redcandy.co.uk