Zobama Care: Prominent Zombies Debate the Tissues

ZOMBAMACARE PROMINENT ZOMBIES DEBATE THE ISSUES BREAKING NEWS Zombification and partisanship still plague the nation-Zombamacare, brainlessness, jawlessness, an economy on life support, a never ending war with the living-there's no lack of tissues to debate! If we're going to see this through as an undead country, the only solution is for the Deadocrats and the Republicannibals to finally bury their differences, and not get distracted by the sweet, tasty pork barrel brains along the way... "They refuse to negotiate. We bring a proposal to the table, and all they do is moan, and repeat the same thing over and over again. braaains. Braaains!" "We're not going to open the government for just the diseased, why would we do that? We're all already dead!" Mitch McCorpuscle Harry Bleed "We need to put stock in our children's education. because that's the only way our society going to have big brains in the future." “I don't know if I'll be running in 2016, but I DO know that l'll be dragging my feet." "Bloody' Colon Bowels Hillary Rotting Clinton "We need to bring back the Un-dead Un-American Activities Committee and "TOn Zombamacare] This is a BIG, floggin' deal." smoke the spies for the living out of Congress!" Michelle BLECHman Joe Bite'n "I do not like green eggs and ham. I like brains, Sam--am." "Lowering taxes in New York will create jaws... right now, business is DEAD! .And you're fired." Ted Ooze Donald Lump "Welcome to the No-Skin “The Deadocrats said one Zone. Brains go in, brains go out, you can't explain that." thing, and then the Republicannibals said a different thing, and that's all the news for today." III O'Reilly Welt Itcher "We're not going to bow down to the grave of Zombama and give all the dead beats free brains!" "You think they're not going to cut Social Brain Security and Rigor-MortisCare? Of Coooooorpse! AL Sean Insanity Cenk Spewger "We went through a shut down when I was Speaker of the Horde. We worked “Undead marriage.. what's the big deal? We want to be on the right side of apocalyptic history." it out, shook hands, until Bill's hand fell off." Newt Gutwrench Piers Organ "On tonight's show we have economist Alan "Republicannibals can win this thing. We can. We just have to show how Zombamacare is already Dead on Arrival." Greenstab, and he's going to tell us how we're all going belly up." Rush Limbs-Off Jon Chewart "Republicannibals don't want you to have access to affordable unhealth care, flesh stamps, or any tax funded programs that provide brains to the needy." "Congress was hired to do a job, and right now they're slowly pacing around Washington, mindlessly groaning–lifeless! They need to get back to being our elected zombies!" Rachel Marrow Chris Crispy "We need to hold the Big Brain Banks "The government is too bloated as it is! We need accountable!" to embrace the Liberbrainian strategy." Elizaflesh Warren Rancid Paul HalloweenCostumes.com SPECIAL REPORT ZOMBIE POPULATION RISING RECENTLY TURNED Nick Dahl, Troy Eaves, Chris Harder, Jason Knudson, Kate Lemke, Tim Mart, Kate Willa