Union Of the Hideously and Improbably Deformed

M. DUPLESSIS CALVIN THRUST UNION OF THE HIDEOUSLY AND IMPROBABLY DEFORMED goes insane by repeatedly watching A MEDICAL ATTACHÉ GENE FACKELMANN INFINITE JEST was (U.H.I.D.) murdered featured /him by in some gets films killed by either disfigured through DON GATELY her flawless face, is the pri mary figure in BOBBY C. or through THE MISSING MASTER COPY her mother IS visited by INFINITE JEST OFFICE OF UNSPECIFIED SERVICES seeks (to use it as a terrorist weapon) throwing acid in aka 'THE ENTERTAINMENT' aka 'SAMIZDAT' her face the ghost of is strongly attracted by KATE COMPERT is the creator of is is the late husband of fond of JAMES ORIN INCANDENZA JOELLE VAN DYNE cannabinoid addict who suffers from extreme unipolar depression aka featured her in some films 'MADAME PSYCHOSIS'/ P.G.0.A.T.' (Prettiest Girl Of All Time) aka 'THE MAD STORK'/ 'THE SAD STORK'I HIMSELF works for had sexual relationship with AVRIL INCANDENZA (NEE MONDRAGON) aka 'THE MOMS' HUGH/HELEN STEEPLY is the ex-girlfriend of is the son of has sexual is the founder from eries to get i The Ente ormatio of talks secretly to resident receives medical /support for his/ wife /by of ORIN INCANDENZA LES ASSASSINS DES FAUTEUILS ROULANTS is the father of relationshiP aka 'THE PUNTER' with PAT MONTESIAN is only pretends to pretend to betray visited is the husband of by the ghost of MARS MONTESIA N infiltrates Ennet House in the guise of a Swiss drug addict REMY MARATHE wrote an article about is the el dest brother of is half- or adopted brother of; was discovered by JOHN 'NO RELATION' WAYNE has is the father its roots has sexual in of relationship with ORTHO 'THE DARKNESS' GEOFFREY DAY is the father of was THE ENNET HOUSE DRUG AND ALCOHOL RECOVERY HOUSE gets technically assisted by MARIO INCANDENZA maimed STICE through CHARLES TAVIS is most likely the biological father of is a wrote is the uncle of close an article about friend of is the second youngest brother of HAL INCANDENZA may be related to aka 'INCSTER' is a friend of BRUCE GREEN best friend of JAMES ALBRECHT LOCKLEY JIM STRUCK JR. plagiarizes a JEU DU PROCHAIN TRAIN term paper on ex-husband of MICHAEL PEMULIS is the brother of former flatmate MATT PEMULIS of is the student of ENFIELD TENNIS ACADEMY MILDRED BONK GREEN BERNARD WAYNE has disgracefully ducked from prorector of TOMMY DOOCEY MARY ESTHER THODE POOR TONY KRAUSE once associated with obtains pot from former buddy of prorector of KEN ERDEDY Jonny.snsy.de RANDY LENZ THIERRY POUTINCOURT gives advice on fame. envy & quixotic obsession LYLE JIM TROELTSCH ANN KITTENPLAN aka SWEAT GURU' LAMONT CHU aka "LA MANCHA' Members of the Ennet House Members of the Enfield Tennis Aca demy is the mother of prevents unwittingly ering from murdering n eighbourhood pets