Star Wars Occupation Flow Chart

STAR

WARS

MEANT FOR YOU, WHICH OCCUPATION IS?



Do you consider yourself a rebel?



F*#k the establishment!



I'm usually told when I can use the restroom.



Could you handle the stress of a lightsaber duel?



Can you dance while shackled by the neck?



No problem, the force...and anti-anxiety meds are strong in my family.



I'm better off doing bong hits with Jabba.



I will never do that again!



This question has made me feel cheap & dirty.



I call that an average Tuesday.



Do you suffer from an extreme thirst for power?



Would you be comfortable murdering the population of an entire planet?



Would you be opposed to dressing in space lingerie?



Yes.



I'm a dirty, peace loving hippie.



That's totally not cool!



As long as I could wear a bit sweet helmet!



I'm more the suit-and-tie type.



What would you do if Jar Jar started forcing his way into your social circle?



Are you comfortable with capturing people and/or aliens for money?



Are you okay with sitting for pong periods of time?



Ooloo ooloo.



As you wish.



Money is of not interest to me.



Nope, I like to keep moving.



Definitely!



Bash his stupid mouth with space debris, then cut him in half with a lightsaber.



Hug him.



SITH APPRENTICE



EWOK CHIEF



BOUNTY HUNTER



JEDI KNIGHT



DEATH STAR LASER OPERATOR



JABBA'S SLAVE GIRL STAR WARS MEANT FOR YOU, WHICH OCCUPATION IS? Do you consider yourself a rebel? F*#k the establishment! I'm usually told when I can use the restroom. Can you dance Could you handle the stress of a lightsaber duel? while shackled by the neck? No problem, the force.and anti- I'm better off doing bong hits with Jabba. I will never do that again! I call that an average Tuesday. This question has made me anxiety meds are strong in my family. feel cheap & dirty. be Would you Would you be comfortable murdering the population of an entire planet? Do you suffer from an extreme opposed to dressing in space lingerie? thirst for power? I'm a dirty, peace-loving hippie. That's totally As long as I could wear Yes. I'm more the Iam quite not cool! suit-and-tie comfortable with it and a big sweet helmet! type. quite enjoy the breeze. Are you comfortable with capturing people and/or aliens for money? Are you okay with sitting for long periods of time? What would you do if Jar Jar started forcing his way into your social circle? Nope, I like to keep moving. Ooloo ooloo. As you wish. Money is Definitely! of no interest to me. Hug him. Bash his stupid mouth with space debris, then cut him in half with a lightsaber. EWOK CHIEF JEDI KNIGHT DEATH STAR SITH BOUNTY HUNTER LASER JABBA'S SLAVE GIRL APPRENTICE OPERATOR Online SCHOOLS www.onlineschools.org Written by: Andy Green Edited by: Greg Voakes Designed by: Bobby Bernethy Acknowledgements: Tom Mouat & Boba Fonts