Real Estate Fake Agents

REAL ESTATE FAKE AGENTS here's how real estate agents from pop culture handle business. Only one thing counts in this life: Get them to sign on the line which is dotted. -Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) No plants? What do you call this? Is this not a plant? If you have a problem with the plants, I can always call my- er- landscape architect. Solved! Not lagoon like? I have some tiki torches in the garage! -Annette Bening, American Beauty (1999) A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless. -Ty Burrell, Modern Family (2009) "Don't you tell all your prospective clients the city's only 20 minutes away?" "Yeah. I'm lying to them. It's an hour." -Steve Carell & Tina Fey , Date Night (2010) 8 f Please note, HouseHunt Inc. does not endorse any of the fictional characters listed above. Visit www.househunt.com. .com HouseHunt