King Joffrey’s Throne - A Royal Recap of The Game of Thrones

KING JOFFREY'S THRONE A ROYAL RECAP OF THE GAME OF THRONES, SEASONS 1-3 SEASON 4 BEGINS APRIL 6, 2014 "We've had vicious kings, and we've had idiot kings ... but I don't know if we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!" - Tyrion Lannister, summarizing King Joffrey THE 7 KINGDOMS HAS 9 MAIN HOUSES AND KING'S LANDING IS THE CAPITAL. The 9 Main Houses & Their Regions HOUSE STARK HOUSE LANNISTER THE NORTH THE WESTERLANDS HOUSE BARATHEON THE CROWNLANDS HOUSE TULLY THE RIVERLANDS HOUSE ARRYN THE VALE HOUSE FREY THE TWINS HOUSE GREYJOY IRON ISLANDS HOUSE TYRELL HOUSE TARGARYEN THE REACH IN EXILE! THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING! When Robert Baratheon overthrew King Robert Aerys Targaryen to become King, all of House Targaryen Baratheon later died believing Joffrey Baratheon was his true son were killed but for two who were sent into exile. and heir. JOFFREY WAS CROWNED, BUT HE IS: The bastard son of a brother and sister, leading to suspected defects causing insanity Not of Royal Blood JOFFREY JUNK THE ACTOR PORTRAYING HIS TV CHARACTER: JOFFREY, JACK GLEESON: Appeared in 23 episodes Was cast as a body double before becoming the King ... er ... playing the role of Joffrey in the last 3 seasons First screen role was in 2005's Batman Begins Wields a sword named "Hearteater" Was betrothed to Sansa Stark, but left to marry Margaery Tyrell Has claimed he will retire from acting after concluding his role as King Joffrey ACCORDING TO THE CU FOUND IN THE ORIGINAL BOOK... OF BASTARDY JOFFREY'S EXECUTION OF EDDARD STARK: Joffrey has: No right to the surname "Lannister" nor "Baratheon" Dishonoured his deceased father by killing his best friend The bastard surname from the homeland of his parents, the Westerlands, would be "Hill" Was witnessed by his fiance (Eddard's daughter) The bastard surname for the Crownlands where his mother bore him would be "Waters" Started the "War of the Five Kings" VYING & DYING FOR THE THRONE STANNIS BARATHEON King of the Narrow Sea: RENLY BARATHEON The King in Highgarden: Is King Baratheon's younger brother and rightful heir to the throne Was Baratheon's youngest brother and proclaimed himself King Wages war on Kings Landing Had financial and military backing from House Tyrell ROBB STARK Was killed by his brother Stannis King in the North. Aided by his mother, Catelyn, set himself up as King of The North DAENERYS TARGARYEN Queen Across the Sea: Was killed at the Red Wedding Is the exiled daughter of the king overthrown by Robert Baratheon Survived by his sister, Arya, who becomes a renegade swordswoman Dreams of winning back the Iron Throne for House Targaryen LYSA ARRYN The Lady Regent of the Vale of Arryn Married Khal Drogo, ruler of the Dothraki, for the use of his army Rules, unwilling to involve herself in the battles of the Mothered 3 dragons and commands an army of 8000 men War of the 5 Kings The TV series has a huge following, many of whom were devastated by the "The Red Wedding" episode, but we should all remember that there can only be one King in the Game of Thrones. 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