George Clooney Resume

GEORGE CLOONEY resume *2029 Century Park East, Suite 1190 * Los Angeles, CA 90067 OBJECTIVE Seeking full-time position as an astronaut for the National Aeronautics and Space Administration 1979-1981 Northern Kentucky University Major: Broadcast Journalism (no degree) EDUCATION RELATED EXPERIENCE Governor of Pennsylvania - 2011 • Threw hat into ring in Democratic Presidential primaries, with skillful help from campaign manager Stephen Meyers. U.S. Army Special Forces Training - 2009 Led an elite psychic unit, trained soldiers to use abilities such as invisibility, remote viewing, and walking through walls. U.S. Marshal, Treasury Department - 2008 In 20-years of protective services never discharged firearm once. CIA Operations Officer 2005 Attempted to halt arms trafficking in Tehran and Lebanon with varied results. Survived several instances of torture. CIA agent - 2002 • Profiled potential talent to recruit for various covert assignments such as my famous pupil Chuck Barris ("The Gong Show"). Clinical Psychologist, DBA Corp 2002 Travelled to space station orbiting ocean planet Solaris, communed with crew and my dead wife. Major, U.S. Army Special Forces - 1999 •Assisted in Iraqi ceasefire transition and "transfer" of stolen Kuwaiti gold bullion. Captain, U.S. Army 1998 • Took reigns of C Company, 2nd Battalion 25th Infantry Division in Pacific theatre. Lieutenant Colonel, U.S. Army Special Forces - 1997 Showed immense skill in the field with both bomb de-activation and terrorist negotiation tactics. Freelance Crime Fighter 1997 • Excelled at team-building with teenage assistants, as well as various forms of hand-to-hand combat and puns. ADDITIONAL EXPERIENCE • Career Transitions Corporation (CTC) - 2009 Captain of the Duluth Bulldogs, MN - 2008 • Various Entrepreneurial Ventures, Las Vegas, NV - 2001-2007 • Captain, Fishing Boat Andrea Gale, Gloucester, MA - 2000 • Emergency Room Pediatric Physician, County General Hospital, Chicago, IL - 1994-1999 NEXT MOVIE