Festivus: How To Celebrate With the Rest of Us

FED UP WITH CHRISTMAS? =FESTIVUS= HOW TO CELEBRATE WITH THE REST OF US 1. BLOW OFF WORK "Listen boss, I need the 23rd off" Well it's Festivus and you're infringing "But I hired you to work holidays" on my right to celebrate holidays !!! IF HE SAYS NO - IT'S A WALK OUT!! 2. GET YOURSELF A POLE O THE FESTIVUS POLE COMMERCIALIZATION OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE STANDS IN STARK OPPOSITION TO THE FRANK'S FESTIVUS POLE CHECKLIST HIGH STRENGTH - TO - WEIGHT RATIO ALUMINUM NO DISTRACTING TINSEL STORED IN A CRAWLSPACE 6' OR LONGER 3. AIR YOUR GRIEVANCES TRICK YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY INTO GATHER THEM AROUND COMING TO DINNER WITH A FORMAL INVITE M AND YOU TELL THEM ALL THE WAYS THEY HAVE OVER THE DISAPPOINTED YOU PAST YEAR POTENTIAL GRIEVANCES FESTIVUS YES! MY SON SAYS YOUR YOU KNOW HOW TO TAKE THE RESERVATION YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO BAGELS NO! COMPANY STINKS! HOLDERESERVATION YOU NEVER COULD COMPETE IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU HAVE NO FORMAL BUSINESS TRAINING AT ALL WITH LLOYD BRAUN! I HATE KEITH HERNANDEZ HE REGIFTED, HE DEGIFTED, AND NOW HE'S USING AN UPSTAIRS INVITE HATE HIM! AS A SPRINGBOARD TO A SUPER BOWL SEX ROMP 4. FEATS OF STRENGTH AS PER THE RITES: FESTIVUS CAN NOT END UNTIL THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE IS PINNED IN A FEAT OF STRENGTH ACCEPTABLE FEATS: TUG OF WAR KEG TOSSING WRASTLING În "UNTIL YOU PIN ME, GEORGE, FESTIVUS IS NOT OVER! LET'S RUMBLE" y SHARE FESTIVUS WITH THE REST OF US #FESTIVUS #FEATSOFSTRENGTH #AIRINGOFGRIEVANCES #FESTIVUSMIRACLES BROUGHT TO YOU BY CABLETV.COM en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus www.festivusbook.com www.seinfeldscripts.com www.festivusbook.com www.festivuspoles.com