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Famous Boat Captains Compared

FAMOUS BOAT CAPTAINS COMPARED AHAB MORGAN ноок CRUNCH NEMO MCCALLISTER COLUMBUS NOAH & TENNILLE SECOND PERSON TO SCIENTIFIC GENIUS, DISCOVER THE AMERI- OWNS A COOL PEG TOP SINGLE OF 1975, "LOVE WILL KEEP US TÖGETHER" HELPS THOUSANDS OF RUINS NEVERLAND PUMPING ADOLES- FOUGHT IMPERIALISM OWNER OF DEFUNCT CAS, BROUGHT BACK SYPHILIS TO EUROPE, HAS A HOLIDAY LEG AND IS THE OG COLLEGE GUYS GET FOR KIDS AROUND CENTS FULL OF SUGAR THE FATHER OF AND YEAH, DISCOVERED ATLANTIS RESTAURANT, THE WHALE KILLER HUMANITY LAID EVERY YEAR THE WORLD FOR DECADES FRYING DUTCHMAN CLAIM TO FAME NAMED AFTER HIM RELENTLESS RECORDING OF SOFT ROCK SONGS THAT 40 TRADE WINDS, ACCEPTING THAT LISTENS TO VOICES IN HIS HEAD, BUILDS BIG ASS BOATS FROM IAMBIC PENTAMETER COMBINES WITH MILK LIVES AT THE BOTTOM RUNNING MO ADD SOME COKE AND KIDNAPPING, WALK- HATE POEMS, BITCH- ING ISHMAEL AROUND OF THE SEA IN A SUBMARINE UNPROFITABLE TO PROVIDE THE PERFECT BREAKFAST YEAR OLDS HAVE SEX SERVE CHILLED ING THE PLANK EARTH WAS ACTUALLY ROUND BUSINESS VENTURES TO AND A SLEW OF SCRATCH MADE FOR TV SPECIALS MODUS OPERANDI "..TO THE LAST I "YOUNG AND BEAUTI- "ARR, HERE BE A FINE VESSEL, THE YAREST RIVER-GOING BOAT GRAPPLE WITH THEE; FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE; FOR HATE'S SAKE I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT FUL / SOMEDAY YOUR LOOKS WILL BE GONE / WHEN THE OTHERS TURN YOU OFF / WHO'LL BE TURNING YOU ON?" "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, PAN, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!" "HERE ON THE OCEAN "FOLLOWING THE (NOAH SPOKE LITTLE "GOT A LITTLE CAP- TAIN IN YOU?" "CRUNCH-A-TIZE ME FLOOR IS THE ONLY THERE BE. (RAFT SINKS) ARR, I DON'T LIGHT OF THE SUN, WE LEFT THE OLD BECAUSE HE WAS CAP'N!" INDEPENDENCE." GOD'S BITCH) KNOW WHAT I'M WORLD." QUOTE THEE." DOIN." SATISFACTION, SOLEDAD, MANY SANTA MARIA, PINTA, NINA...AND MANY THEY DON'T NEED A SHIP PEQUOD JOLLY ROGER S.S. GUPPY NAUTILUS HOUSE BOAT THE ARK MORE SHIPS WITH OTHERS GIRL NAMES SHIP all IGNORANCE (HE DIED BEFORE REAL- STAIRCASES, PETA, OVEREXPOSURE TO GETTING DRUNK AND CROCODILES, CLOCKS, KIDS IN TIGHTS DRIVING BOATS (LITERALLY) DYING FAN BASE AA, HANGOVERS DRY LAND LYING NAKED MILK, HEALTHY MOMS WORLDWIDE TERMITES DRUNK IZING HE FOUND THE (GENESIS 9:21) AMERICAS) WEAKNESS HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN UNPLANNED PREGNANCIES, LIVER SYRUP, USING SHARP PIECES TO CUT THE ROOF OF YOUR HARPOON KNOWLEDGE AND HIS SMALLPOX AND PIANO AND BAD HOOK STUPIDITY FAITH BADASS SUBMARINE MUSTACHES DAMAGE MEASLES MOUTH WEAPON OF CHOICE CAUGHT HIMSELF IN BOTH ALIVE AND STILL GETTING OLD PEOPLE HORNY TO 1688, IRONICALLY HIS OWN HARPOON ROPE AND WAS EATEN BY TIC TOC ALIVE NATURAL CAUSES ALIVE HEART ATTACK NATURAL CAUSES FROM LIVER FAILURE THE CROC AFTER 950 YEARS FROM TOO MUCH DRINKING DRAGGED INTO THE THIS DAY SEA WITH MOBY DICK DEATH THE ACTUAL THE REAL FIRST PERSON TO ATHEISTS AND DINOSAURS AMERICAN POET, MOBY DICK BACARDI PETER PAN TONY THE TIGER CIVILIZATION CAPITALISM DISCOVER BRUCE AMERICA, LEIF ERICSON SPRINGSTEEN ARCH ENEMY RED ADMIRAL AVIATORS, FAKE CAPTAIN HATS RED PIRATE GARB MADE NÁVY COAT, UNIFORM, FLOATING PEACOAT, RED AND GOLD FROM ORGANIC BLACK PROTO- UNIFORM, FRILLY PIRATE SHIRT GREEN SHIRT AND QUAKER BEARD PIRATE OUTFIT SEA BEATNIK CAP AND BEARD AND TOGA AND FLORAL WHITE SAILOR CAP EYEBROWS MATERIALS SMOCK PRINT SHIRTS AND HAT FAVORITE UNIFORM

Famous Boat Captains Compared

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From Captain Crunch to Hook to Ahab and Captain Hook, this infographic takes a look at some of the most famous captains of all time. This infographic takes a look at each captains claim to fame, their...

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