Deadpool's resume!

DEADPOOL THE MERC WITH A MOUTH I can say Chimichanga in seven languages. M [email protected] O 02 12 20 16 Marvel Universe WORK EDUCACION Mercenary Doctor Killbrew Institute of Torturous Experiments X-Force Department K of Super Human Enhancements Deadpool Corps Almost finished high school DP, Inc. Tolliver Weapon X Programme Wrestler for Oyakata OBJECTIVES Go to the DC Universe to steal the Batmobile Run for US Presidency Become Spiderman's best friend forever Eat 1000 Chimichangas in 1 hour See the next Deadpool movie Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you. SKILLS Assassination Techniques Marksman (Gun Nut) Planning and Strategy Humor and Sarcasm Breaking the 4th wall Teamwork Sword Fighting ACCOMPLISHMENTS • Laid waste to the Marvel Universe in all various parallel dimensions. • Have been in a relationship with Death. • Completed the Deadpool Game on Ultra Violence level. • Voted "Sexiest Ass" by your girlfriend. • Hacked Wolverine's Tumblr account. Zippty do dah, zippty-ay, I'm going to blow all you dirt bags away. Plenty of bullets I'm gonna spray, Zippty do dah, zippty-ayt LANGUAGES English Japanese Russian German Spanish HOBBIES AND INTERESES SSS Cooking Chimichangas Killing Bad Guys Guns Videogames 9GAG Sources: marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Deadpool_(Wade_Wilson) www.freepik.com I photobucket.com novoresume.com еӨ ееӨ eӨӨ