21 People You'll Definitely See At Glastonbury

21 PEOPLE YOU'LL DEFINITELY SEE AT GLASTONBURY REAL HIPPIES HIPSTERS MORPH SUITS Free love and a £210 weekend A mass social movement of Tony Hart (R.I.P.) must be rolling in his grave. wristband. individualism. Their denim shorts may need to be surgically removed. Tourmani & Sidiki Diabate Ellie Goulding Arcade Fire PARTY PARENTS UV RAVERS MAN THONGS It won't be quite as funny when they discover the medical implications. They believe that music started On a mission to ruin their in 2006 and that Dubstep is children's education before it profound. has even begun. Dan Le Sac & Scroobius Skrillex Dolly Parton Pip RUN DMC OVERZEALOUS HIP-HOP HEADS MUD SLIDERS SECURITY GUARDS Flat peak, bling, shades and a They love to confiscate, and Don't tell them that it's a cow private school education. then consume/sell confiscated field. goods. De La Soul The Black Keys The War on Drugs DIY TOILET ENTHUSIASTS LADS I JOCKS TICKET TOUTS Creatine bloated and ready to They've somehow survived the internet age and love to lord their dodgyness over those in the main queue. The guy warning you not to sit next to the fence. annoy/party. Midlake Fatboy Slim Jake Bugg MUSIC INDUSTRY TYPES ANIMALS GOTHS Backstage kissing face and bottom cheeks. Nothing says summer like a thick, furry all body lion suit. A lovely middle class upbringing has shielded them from pain, so they apply make-up liberally. Absolutely nothing Cbeebies Stage Extravaganza The Horrors WEEKEND RASTAS METAL HEADS ORIGINAL PUNKS More rah than Jah. Still scarred by 70's safety pins and Maggie Thatcher. Scream like the Viking invasion is happening all over again! The Wailers Metallica Billy Bragg BEARDED ORIGINAL ROCKERS MODERN PUNKS FIRST TIMERS Rolling tobacco, stained teeth and an air of superiority. Can be found trying to start a Johnny not so rotten. They love songs of lament about getting grounded. fire with twigs, after their camping gear has been stolen. I Anti-Flag Robert Plant Ed Sheeran ESCAPADE Source: escapade.co.uk FANCY SOMETHING DIFFERENT!