Why Student Affairs Professionals are REALLY Superheroes in Disguise

Why Student Affairs Professionals are REALLY SUPCRHCROCS ISSUE 1 IN DISGUISE! OUR ORIGIN STORY BEGINS WITH A STUDENT HAVING ENORMOUS POTENTIAL, IN TIME E WITH MENTORSHIP THIS STUDENT WILL COME TO RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, AND THUS, THE STUDENT AFFAIRS PROFESSIONAL WAS BORN... SUPERHEROES SA PROS DEDICATED TO CIVIC DEVELOPMENT DEDICATED TO STUDENT DEVELOPMENT USES REGULAR CLOTHES TO ESCAPE FROM HERO DUTIES USES DRESS CLOTHES TO NOT BE MISTAKEN AS A STUDENT WEAKENED BY KRYPTONITE OR SUPER VILLAIN WEAKENED BY DISMISSIVE FACULTY E HELICOPTER PARENTS BATTLES ARCHENEMY TO AVERT DISASTER BATTLES APATHY, ALCOHOL E ATTITUDES CAN BE MISTAKEN AS A VIGILANTE DUE TO BROODYIMYSTERIOUS PERSONA CAN BE MISTAKEN AS VIGILANTE DUE TO OVERZEALOUS ENFORCEMENT OF POLICY IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITY THEORIES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO CRIME FIGHTING THAN LEGAL OUTCOMES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO PROGRAMMING THAN ASSESSMENT OUTCOMES CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS VILLAINS TO SEE A WORLD WITHOUT THEM CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS STUDENTS TO SEE A NEW WORLD VIEW ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: KRYTON OR RADIOACTIVE: SPIDERS ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: CALIFORNIA, OR RADIOACTIVE: NEW JERSEY Student Affairs Professionals IN ACTION POP THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF "BREAKING THE ICE" BROKEN DREAMS OF BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE CRASHI THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF BAI CONFERENCE SESSION EMPTYING SAW HITTING THE FLOOR "SUPER BOWL STAFFING IS MANDATORY" THE SOUND OF NON-SA FRIENDS DRIVNG AWAY WHEN YOU CAN'T GO OUT THE SOUND OF Noo CHECK BOING SGG! Rooo BOUNCING IN 2009 SA POWCRS RESOURCED SUPER STRENGTH RESILIENCE ACCESS TO ENOUGH SUPPLIES, NETWORKS, & LISTSERVS TO FACE ANY ADVERSARY CAN TRANSFORM INTO SOMEONE MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PUT INTO A STRESSFUL SITUATION ABILITY SHRUG OFF INJURIES E RECUPERATE QUICKLY AFTER BACK TO BACK EVENTS POWER OF PERCEPTION INTERNALLY POWERED WILLPOWER CAN SEE THROUGH LIES, UNREALIZED POTENTIAL, É THAT DOOR DEC ARRANGED LIKE A MARIJUANA LEAF DRIVEN BY A POWER INSIDE CAND CAFFEINE) THAT FUELS A STRONG DESIRE FOR WORKING WITH STUDENTS WITH STRATEGIC PLANNING ON THEIR SIDE, SA PROS CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO SEASONED PROFESSIONALS ALSO EXHIBIT: PET Sidekicks! * ENERGY ABSORPTION CAN TAKE ONE FORM OF ENERGY AND CONVERT IT TO ANOTHER LIGHTING SPEED MOVING BETWEEN INCIDENTS E EVENTS (CAN APPEAR TO BE IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE!) TWITTER BIRD COMMUNITY BED BUG SMELLING SUPER PUP THAT ONE MIGHTY MOUSE THAT EVADES CAPTURE KNOWLEDGE TECHNOLOGY SHARING SA TCAM STRONGER WORKING TOGETHER RL НЕ Conduct Orientation Residence Life Athletics Student Activities Health Technology Education HTTP://WWW.JOINWECANBEHEROES.ORG KA-POW! 14 "EAILCON. COMING TOGETHER ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR WHEN FACING A REALLY DAREDENL BIG FOE THEMAN WITHOUT FEAR (CONSOLIDATION) OR CONTINLING TO COLLABORATE ON SAVING LIVES 9. THOR 12 6. SUE RICHARDS, 13 BLACK JUSTICE LEAGUE WATCHTOWER CANTHER ._BLURURR 14 ACHOOL ATTENDING PROGRAMS FOR SPECIALLY GIFTED STUDENT LEADERS TO REALIZE THEIR VALUING A INTERNATIONAL, INTERPLANETARY, HAVIERS MULTI-GEDER, 13 MULTI-ABILITY, E MULTICULTURAL TEAM GIFTED PROFESSIONAL POTENTIAL E BECOME SA PROS 9. YOUNGS THE DARH SIDEC OF BEING A SUPERHERO WARPED REALITY SAVIOR COMPLEX SITUATION/STUDENT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE FACE IT, YOU THINK THAT THINGS ARE A BIGGER DEAL THAN THEY REALLY ARE FEEL ALONE ANN! IN UNIVERSE BAAA WORH LIFE BALANCE YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS OR FRIENDS WHAT YOU DO MISSING YOUR NIGHTS E WEEKENDS? CRISES DON'T HAPPEN ONA SCHEDULE YOU'RC REPLACCABLE SCLF ABGORBED RELATIONSHIPS BEDSIDE READING: RETHINKING STUDENT AFFAIRS PRACTICE. FREE TIME: MAKING SAPRO INFOGRAPHICS YES, IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT THE COLLEGE WILL RUN JUST FINE WITHOUT You. SUPERMAN LEFT FOR YEARS, YOU THINK THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT You? SUFFER YOU CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF NON-WORK RELATIONSHIPS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? SA GADGETS (WE WISH WE HAD) GREEN ARROW QUIVER WITH TRICK ARROWS FOR EACH VECTOR GREEN LANTERN POWER RING WONDER WOMAN'S LASSO OF TRUTH HELPFUL IN CONDUCT MEETINGS YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE ONLY LIMIT ON THIS USEFUL TOOL BETTER THAN BLUE TAPE! UTILITY BELT BATSIGNAL CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? IRON MAN SUIT WHO CAN'T THINK OF A COUPLE DOZEN USES? DAY TRIP ANYONE? TO CARRY ALL OF OUR TAPE, MARKERS, NOTEPAD, ETC. BATARANG TO TURN A STUDENT'S PERSPECTIVE AROUND BATMOBILE BETTER THAN A GOLFCART #SAHEROES BROUGHT TO YOU BY SUPERHERO ALTER-EGO ARTIST RECOGNITION SUPERMAN: ALEX ROSS LOIS LANE: KILIAN PLUNKETT SA TEAM (JLA): JIM LEE SAPOWERS POSTERS: DANNY HAAS @JESSFAULK ADDITIONAL GRAPHIC CREDITS E INFOGRAPHICS POSTED ON BLOG AT JESSFAULK.COM JESS FAULK IS A MILD MANNERED SAPRO BY DAY, ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM THE OTHERWORLDLY PLACE KNOWN AS CALIFORNIA. SHE ENJOYS GEEK PURSUITS & MELDING THOSE INTERESTS INTO HER WORK #SACHAT POWER תנטוטוuפ SA Pros in FOR ADHESIVE SPIDERMAN Why Student Affairs Professionals are REALLY SUPCRHCROCS ISSUE 1. IN DISGUISE! OUR ORIGIN STORY BEGINS WITH A STUDENT HAVING ENORMOUS POTENTIAL, IN TIME E WITH MENTORSHIP THIS STUDENT WILL COME TO RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, AND THUS, THE STUDENT AFFAIRS PROFESSIONAL WAS BORN... SUPERHEROES SA PROS DEDICATED TO CIVIC DEVELOPMENT DEDICATED TO STUDENT DEVELOPMENT USES REGULAR CLOTHES TO ESCAPE FROM HERO DUTIES USES DRESS CLOTHES TO NOT BE MISTAKEN AS A STUDENT WEAKENED BY KRYPTONITE OR SUPER VILLAIN WEAKENED BY DISMISSIVE FACULTY E HELICOPTER PARENTS BATTLES ARCHENEMY TO AVERT DISASTER BATTLES APATHY, ALCOHOL E ATTITUDES CAN BE MISTAKEN AS A VIGILANTE DUE TO BROODYIMYSTERIOUS PERSONA CAN BE MISTAKEN AS VIGILANTE DUE TO OVERZEALOUS ENFORCEMENT OF POLICY IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITY THEORIES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO CRIME FIGHTING THAN LEGAL OUTCOMES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO PROGRAMMING THAN ASSESSMENT OUTCOMES CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS VILLAINS TO SEE A WORLD WITHOUT THEM CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS STUDENTS TO SEE A NEW WORLD VIEW ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: KRYTON OR RADIOACTIVE: SPIDERS ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: CALIFORNIA, OR RADIOACTIVE: NEW JERSEY Student Affairs Professionals IN ACTION THE SOUND OF BROKEN DREAMS OF BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE POP THE SOUND OF "BREAKING THE ICE" CRASH THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF BAD CONFERENCE SESSION EMPTYING SAW HITTING THE FLOOR "SUPER BOWL STAFFING IS MANDATORY" THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF NON-SA FRIENDS DRIVING AWAY WHEN YOU CAN'T GO OUT Noo CHECK BOING BGG! Rooo BOUNCING IN 2009 SA POWCRS RESOURCED SUPER STRENGTH RESILIENCE ACCESS TO ENOUGH SUPPLIES, NETWORKS, E LISTSERVS TO FACE ANY ADVERSARY CAN TRANSFORM INTO SOMEONE MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PUT INTO A STRESSFUL SITUATION ABILITY SHRUG OFF INJURIES E RECUPERATE QUICKLY AFTER BACK TO BACK EVENTS POWER OF PERCEPTION INTERNALLY POWERED WILLPOWER CAN SEE THROUGH LIES, UNREALIZED POTENTIAL, É THAT DOOR DEC ARRANGED LIKE A MARIJUANA LEAF DRIVEN BY A POWER INSIDE CAND CAFFEINE) THAT FUELS A STRONG DESIRE FOR WORKING WITH STUDENTS WITH STRATEGIC PLANNING ON THEIR SIDE, SA PROS CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO SEASONED PROFESSIONALS ALSO EXHIBIT: PET Sidekicks! ENERGY ABSORPTION CAN TAKE ONE FORM OF ENERGY AND CONVERT IT TO ANOTHER LIGHTING SPEED MOVING BETWEEN INCIDENTS E EVENTS (CAN APPEAR TO BE IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE!) BED BUG SMELLING SUPER PUP TWITTER BIRD COMMUNITY THAT ONE MIGHTY MOUSE KNOWLEDGE TECHNOLOGY THAT EVADES CAPTURE SHARING SA TCAM STRONGER WORKING TOGETHER RL НЕ Conduct Orientation Residence Life Student Activities Athletics Technology Health Education HTTP://WWW.JOINWECANBEHEROES.ORG КА-POW! 14 JEALCON. COMING TOGETHER ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR WHEN FACING A REALLY DANEDENIL BIG FOE THEMAN WITHOUT FEAR (CONSOLIDATION) OR CONTINLING TO COLLABORATE ON SAVING LIVES 9. THOR 12 6. SUL RICHARDS, 13 BLACK JUSTICE LEAGUE WATCHTOWER PANTHER 14 ACHOOL ATTENDING PROGRAMS FOR SPECIALLY GIFTED STUDENT LEADERS TO REALIZE THEIR VALUING A INTERNATIONAL, INTERPLANETARY, HAVIERS MULTI-GEDER, 13 MULTI-ABILITY, E MULTICULTURAL TEAM PROFESSIONAL POTENTIAL E BECOME SA PROS 9. THE DARH SIDE OF BEING A SUPERHERO VARPED REALITY SAVIOR COMPLEX SITUATION/STUDENT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE FACE IT, YOU THINK THAT THINGS ARE A BIGGER DEAL THAN THEY REALLY ARE FEEL ALONE ANN! IN UNIVERSE BAAA WORH LIFE BALANCE YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS OR FRIENDS WHAT YOU DO MISSING YOUR NIGHTS E WEEKENDS? CRISES DON'T HAPPEN ONA SCHEDULE YOU'RC REPLACCABLE SELF ABSORBCD YES, IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT THE COLLEGE WILL RUN JUST FINE WITHOUT You. SUPERMAN LEFT FOR YEARS, YOU THINK THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT You? RCLATIONSHIPS BEDSIDE READING: RETHINKING STUDENT AFFAIRS PRACTICE. FREE TIME: MAKING SAPRO INFOGRAPHICS SUFFER YOU CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF NON-WORK RELATIONSHIPS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? SA GADGCTS (WE WISH WE HAD) GREEN ARROW QUINER WITH TRICK ARROWS FOR EACH VECTOR GREEN LANTERN POWER RING WONDER WOMAN'S LASSO OF TRUTH HELPFUL IN CONDUCT MEETINGS YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE ONLY LIMIT ON THIS USEFUL TOOL BETTER THAN BLUE TAPE! UTILITY BELT BATSIGNAL CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? IRON MAN SUIT WHO CAN'T THINK OF A COUPLE DOZEN USES? DAY TRIP ANYONE? TO CARRY ALL OF OUR TAPE, MARKERS, NOTEPAD, ETC. BATARANG TO TURN A STUDENT'S PERSPECTIVE AROUND BATMOBILE BETTER THAN A GOLFCART #SAHEROES BROUGHT TO YOU BY SUPERHERO ALTER-EGO ARTIST RECOGNITION SUPERMAN: ALEX ROSS LOIS LANE: KILIAN PLUNKETT SA TEAM (JLA): JIM LEE SAPOWERS POSTERS: DANNY HAAS @JESSFAULK ADDITIONAL GRAPHIC CREDITS E INFOGRAPHICS POSTED ON BLOG AT JESSFAULK.COM JESS FAULK IS A MILD MANNERED SAPRO BY DAY, ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM THE OTHERWORLDLY PLACE KNOWN AS CALIFORNIA. SHE ENJOYS GEEK PURSUITS & MELDING THOSE INTERESTS INTO HER WORK #SACHAT POWER SA Pros in ATOR GIFTE SPIDERMAN ADHESIVE Why Student Affairs Professionals are REALLY SUPCRHCROCS ISSUE 1. IN DISGUISE! OUR ORIGIN STORY BEGINS WITH A STUDENT HAVING ENORMOUS POTENTIAL, IN TIME E WITH MENTORSHIP THIS STUDENT WILL COME TO RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, AND THUS, THE STUDENT AFFAIRS PROFESSIONAL WAS BORN... SUPERHEROES SA PROS DEDICATED TO CIVIC DEVELOPMENT DEDICATED TO STUDENT DEVELOPMENT USES REGULAR CLOTHES TO ESCAPE FROM HERO DUTIES USES DRESS CLOTHES TO NOT BE MISTAKEN AS A STUDENT WEAKENED BY KRYPTONITE OR SUPER VILLAIN WEAKENED BY DISMISSIVE FACULTY E HELICOPTER PARENTS BATTLES ARCHENEMY TO AVERT DISASTER BATTLES APATHY, ALCOHOL E ATTITUDES CAN BE MISTAKEN AS A VIGILANTE DUE TO BROODYIMYSTERIOUS PERSONA CAN BE MISTAKEN AS VIGILANTE DUE TO OVERZEALOUS ENFORCEMENT OF POLICY IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITY THEORIES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO CRIME FIGHTING THAN LEGAL OUTCOMES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO PROGRAMMING THAN ASSESSMENT OUTCOMES CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS VILLAINS TO SEE A WORLD WITHOUT THEM CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS STUDENTS TO SEE A NEW WORLD VIEW ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: KRYTON OR RADIOACTIVE: SPIDERS ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: CALIFORNIA, OR RADIOACTIVE: NEW JERSEY Student Affairs Professionals IN ACTION THE SOUND OF BROKEN DREAMS OF BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE POP THE SOUND OF "BREAKING THE ICE" CRASH THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF BAD CONFERENCE SESSION EMPTYING SAW HITTING THE FLOOR "SUPER BOWL STAFFING IS MANDATORY" THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF NON-SA FRIENDS DRIVING AWAY WHEN YOU CAN'T GO OUT Noo CHECK BOING BGG! Rooo BOUNCING IN 2009 SA POWCRS RESOURCED SUPER STRENGTH RESILIENCE ACCESS TO ENOUGH SUPPLIES, NETWORKS, E LISTSERVS TO FACE ANY ADVERSARY CAN TRANSFORM INTO SOMEONE MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PUT INTO A STRESSFUL SITUATION ABILITY SHRUG OFF INJURIES E RECUPERATE QUICKLY AFTER BACK TO BACK EVENTS POWER OF PERCEPTION INTERNALLY POWERED WILLPOWER CAN SEE THROUGH LIES, UNREALIZED POTENTIAL, É THAT DOOR DEC ARRANGED LIKE A MARIJUANA LEAF DRIVEN BY A POWER INSIDE CAND CAFFEINE) THAT FUELS A STRONG DESIRE FOR WORKING WITH STUDENTS WITH STRATEGIC PLANNING ON THEIR SIDE, SA PROS CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO SEASONED PROFESSIONALS ALSO EXHIBIT: PET Sidekicks! ENERGY ABSORPTION CAN TAKE ONE FORM OF ENERGY AND CONVERT IT TO ANOTHER LIGHTING SPEED MOVING BETWEEN INCIDENTS E EVENTS (CAN APPEAR TO BE IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE!) BED BUG SMELLING SUPER PUP TWITTER BIRD COMMUNITY THAT ONE MIGHTY MOUSE KNOWLEDGE TECHNOLOGY THAT EVADES CAPTURE SHARING SA TCAM STRONGER WORKING TOGETHER RL НЕ Conduct Orientation Residence Life Student Activities Athletics Technology Health Education HTTP://WWW.JOINWECANBEHEROES.ORG КА-POW! 14 JEALCON. COMING TOGETHER ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR WHEN FACING A REALLY DANEDENIL BIG FOE THEMAN WITHOUT FEAR (CONSOLIDATION) OR CONTINLING TO COLLABORATE ON SAVING LIVES 9. THOR 12 6. SUL RICHARDS, 13 BLACK JUSTICE LEAGUE WATCHTOWER PANTHER 14 ACHOOL ATTENDING PROGRAMS FOR SPECIALLY GIFTED STUDENT LEADERS TO REALIZE THEIR VALUING A INTERNATIONAL, INTERPLANETARY, HAVIERS MULTI-GEDER, 13 MULTI-ABILITY, E MULTICULTURAL TEAM PROFESSIONAL POTENTIAL E BECOME SA PROS 9. THE DARH SIDE OF BEING A SUPERHERO VARPED REALITY SAVIOR COMPLEX SITUATION/STUDENT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE FACE IT, YOU THINK THAT THINGS ARE A BIGGER DEAL THAN THEY REALLY ARE FEEL ALONE ANN! IN UNIVERSE BAAA WORH LIFE BALANCE YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS OR FRIENDS WHAT YOU DO MISSING YOUR NIGHTS E WEEKENDS? CRISES DON'T HAPPEN ONA SCHEDULE YOU'RC REPLACCABLE SELF ABSORBCD YES, IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT THE COLLEGE WILL RUN JUST FINE WITHOUT You. SUPERMAN LEFT FOR YEARS, YOU THINK THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT You? RCLATIONSHIPS BEDSIDE READING: RETHINKING STUDENT AFFAIRS PRACTICE. FREE TIME: MAKING SAPRO INFOGRAPHICS SUFFER YOU CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF NON-WORK RELATIONSHIPS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? SA GADGCTS (WE WISH WE HAD) GREEN ARROW QUINER WITH TRICK ARROWS FOR EACH VECTOR GREEN LANTERN POWER RING WONDER WOMAN'S LASSO OF TRUTH HELPFUL IN CONDUCT MEETINGS YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE ONLY LIMIT ON THIS USEFUL TOOL BETTER THAN BLUE TAPE! UTILITY BELT BATSIGNAL CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? IRON MAN SUIT WHO CAN'T THINK OF A COUPLE DOZEN USES? DAY TRIP ANYONE? TO CARRY ALL OF OUR TAPE, MARKERS, NOTEPAD, ETC. BATARANG TO TURN A STUDENT'S PERSPECTIVE AROUND BATMOBILE BETTER THAN A GOLFCART #SAHEROES BROUGHT TO YOU BY SUPERHERO ALTER-EGO ARTIST RECOGNITION SUPERMAN: ALEX ROSS LOIS LANE: KILIAN PLUNKETT SA TEAM (JLA): JIM LEE SAPOWERS POSTERS: DANNY HAAS @JESSFAULK ADDITIONAL GRAPHIC CREDITS E INFOGRAPHICS POSTED ON BLOG AT JESSFAULK.COM JESS FAULK IS A MILD MANNERED SAPRO BY DAY, ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM THE OTHERWORLDLY PLACE KNOWN AS CALIFORNIA. SHE ENJOYS GEEK PURSUITS & MELDING THOSE INTERESTS INTO HER WORK #SACHAT POWER SA Pros in ATOR GIFTE SPIDERMAN ADHESIVE Why Student Affairs Professionals are REALLY SUPCRHCROCS ISSUE 1. IN DISGUISE! OUR ORIGIN STORY BEGINS WITH A STUDENT HAVING ENORMOUS POTENTIAL, IN TIME E WITH MENTORSHIP THIS STUDENT WILL COME TO RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, AND THUS, THE STUDENT AFFAIRS PROFESSIONAL WAS BORN... SUPERHEROES SA PROS DEDICATED TO CIVIC DEVELOPMENT DEDICATED TO STUDENT DEVELOPMENT USES REGULAR CLOTHES TO ESCAPE FROM HERO DUTIES USES DRESS CLOTHES TO NOT BE MISTAKEN AS A STUDENT WEAKENED BY KRYPTONITE OR SUPER VILLAIN WEAKENED BY DISMISSIVE FACULTY E HELICOPTER PARENTS BATTLES ARCHENEMY TO AVERT DISASTER BATTLES APATHY, ALCOHOL E ATTITUDES CAN BE MISTAKEN AS A VIGILANTE DUE TO BROODYIMYSTERIOUS PERSONA CAN BE MISTAKEN AS VIGILANTE DUE TO OVERZEALOUS ENFORCEMENT OF POLICY IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITY THEORIES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO CRIME FIGHTING THAN LEGAL OUTCOMES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO PROGRAMMING THAN ASSESSMENT OUTCOMES CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS VILLAINS TO SEE A WORLD WITHOUT THEM CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS STUDENTS TO SEE A NEW WORLD VIEW ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: KRYTON OR RADIOACTIVE: SPIDERS ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: CALIFORNIA, OR RADIOACTIVE: NEW JERSEY Student Affairs Professionals IN ACTION THE SOUND OF BROKEN DREAMS OF BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE POP THE SOUND OF "BREAKING THE ICE" CRASH THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF BAD CONFERENCE SESSION EMPTYING SAW HITTING THE FLOOR "SUPER BOWL STAFFING IS MANDATORY" THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF NON-SA FRIENDS DRIVING AWAY WHEN YOU CAN'T GO OUT Noo CHECK BOING BGG! Rooo BOUNCING IN 2009 SA POWCRS RESOURCED SUPER STRENGTH RESILIENCE ACCESS TO ENOUGH SUPPLIES, NETWORKS, E LISTSERVS TO FACE ANY ADVERSARY CAN TRANSFORM INTO SOMEONE MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PUT INTO A STRESSFUL SITUATION ABILITY SHRUG OFF INJURIES E RECUPERATE QUICKLY AFTER BACK TO BACK EVENTS POWER OF PERCEPTION INTERNALLY POWERED WILLPOWER CAN SEE THROUGH LIES, UNREALIZED POTENTIAL, É THAT DOOR DEC ARRANGED LIKE A MARIJUANA LEAF DRIVEN BY A POWER INSIDE CAND CAFFEINE) THAT FUELS A STRONG DESIRE FOR WORKING WITH STUDENTS WITH STRATEGIC PLANNING ON THEIR SIDE, SA PROS CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO SEASONED PROFESSIONALS ALSO EXHIBIT: PET Sidekicks! ENERGY ABSORPTION CAN TAKE ONE FORM OF ENERGY AND CONVERT IT TO ANOTHER LIGHTING SPEED MOVING BETWEEN INCIDENTS E EVENTS (CAN APPEAR TO BE IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE!) BED BUG SMELLING SUPER PUP TWITTER BIRD COMMUNITY THAT ONE MIGHTY MOUSE KNOWLEDGE TECHNOLOGY THAT EVADES CAPTURE SHARING SA TCAM STRONGER WORKING TOGETHER RL НЕ Conduct Orientation Residence Life Student Activities Athletics Technology Health Education HTTP://WWW.JOINWECANBEHEROES.ORG КА-POW! 14 JEALCON. COMING TOGETHER ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR WHEN FACING A REALLY DANEDENIL BIG FOE THEMAN WITHOUT FEAR (CONSOLIDATION) OR CONTINLING TO COLLABORATE ON SAVING LIVES 9. THOR 12 6. SUL RICHARDS, 13 BLACK JUSTICE LEAGUE WATCHTOWER PANTHER 14 ACHOOL ATTENDING PROGRAMS FOR SPECIALLY GIFTED STUDENT LEADERS TO REALIZE THEIR VALUING A INTERNATIONAL, INTERPLANETARY, HAVIERS MULTI-GEDER, 13 MULTI-ABILITY, E MULTICULTURAL TEAM PROFESSIONAL POTENTIAL E BECOME SA PROS 9. THE DARH SIDE OF BEING A SUPERHERO VARPED REALITY SAVIOR COMPLEX SITUATION/STUDENT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE FACE IT, YOU THINK THAT THINGS ARE A BIGGER DEAL THAN THEY REALLY ARE FEEL ALONE ANN! IN UNIVERSE BAAA WORH LIFE BALANCE YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS OR FRIENDS WHAT YOU DO MISSING YOUR NIGHTS E WEEKENDS? CRISES DON'T HAPPEN ONA SCHEDULE YOU'RC REPLACCABLE SELF ABSORBCD YES, IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT THE COLLEGE WILL RUN JUST FINE WITHOUT You. SUPERMAN LEFT FOR YEARS, YOU THINK THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT You? RCLATIONSHIPS BEDSIDE READING: RETHINKING STUDENT AFFAIRS PRACTICE. FREE TIME: MAKING SAPRO INFOGRAPHICS SUFFER YOU CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF NON-WORK RELATIONSHIPS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? SA GADGCTS (WE WISH WE HAD) GREEN ARROW QUINER WITH TRICK ARROWS FOR EACH VECTOR GREEN LANTERN POWER RING WONDER WOMAN'S LASSO OF TRUTH HELPFUL IN CONDUCT MEETINGS YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE ONLY LIMIT ON THIS USEFUL TOOL BETTER THAN BLUE TAPE! UTILITY BELT BATSIGNAL CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? IRON MAN SUIT WHO CAN'T THINK OF A COUPLE DOZEN USES? DAY TRIP ANYONE? TO CARRY ALL OF OUR TAPE, MARKERS, NOTEPAD, ETC. BATARANG TO TURN A STUDENT'S PERSPECTIVE AROUND BATMOBILE BETTER THAN A GOLFCART #SAHEROES BROUGHT TO YOU BY SUPERHERO ALTER-EGO ARTIST RECOGNITION SUPERMAN: ALEX ROSS LOIS LANE: KILIAN PLUNKETT SA TEAM (JLA): JIM LEE SAPOWERS POSTERS: DANNY HAAS @JESSFAULK ADDITIONAL GRAPHIC CREDITS E INFOGRAPHICS POSTED ON BLOG AT JESSFAULK.COM JESS FAULK IS A MILD MANNERED SAPRO BY DAY, ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM THE OTHERWORLDLY PLACE KNOWN AS CALIFORNIA. SHE ENJOYS GEEK PURSUITS & MELDING THOSE INTERESTS INTO HER WORK #SACHAT POWER SA Pros in ATOR GIFTE SPIDERMAN ADHESIVE Why Student Affairs Professionals are REALLY SUPCRHCROCS ISSUE 1. IN DISGUISE! OUR ORIGIN STORY BEGINS WITH A STUDENT HAVING ENORMOUS POTENTIAL, IN TIME E WITH MENTORSHIP THIS STUDENT WILL COME TO RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, AND THUS, THE STUDENT AFFAIRS PROFESSIONAL WAS BORN... SUPERHEROES SA PROS DEDICATED TO CIVIC DEVELOPMENT DEDICATED TO STUDENT DEVELOPMENT USES REGULAR CLOTHES TO ESCAPE FROM HERO DUTIES USES DRESS CLOTHES TO NOT BE MISTAKEN AS A STUDENT WEAKENED BY KRYPTONITE OR SUPER VILLAIN WEAKENED BY DISMISSIVE FACULTY E HELICOPTER PARENTS BATTLES ARCHENEMY TO AVERT DISASTER BATTLES APATHY, ALCOHOL E ATTITUDES CAN BE MISTAKEN AS A VIGILANTE DUE TO BROODYIMYSTERIOUS PERSONA CAN BE MISTAKEN AS VIGILANTE DUE TO OVERZEALOUS ENFORCEMENT OF POLICY IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITY THEORIES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO CRIME FIGHTING THAN LEGAL OUTCOMES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO PROGRAMMING THAN ASSESSMENT OUTCOMES CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS VILLAINS TO SEE A WORLD WITHOUT THEM CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS STUDENTS TO SEE A NEW WORLD VIEW ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: KRYTON OR RADIOACTIVE: SPIDERS ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: CALIFORNIA, OR RADIOACTIVE: NEW JERSEY Student Affairs Professionals IN ACTION THE SOUND OF BROKEN DREAMS OF BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE POP THE SOUND OF "BREAKING THE ICE" CRASH THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF BAD CONFERENCE SESSION EMPTYING SAW HITTING THE FLOOR "SUPER BOWL STAFFING IS MANDATORY" THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF NON-SA FRIENDS DRIVING AWAY WHEN YOU CAN'T GO OUT Noo CHECK BOING BGG! Rooo BOUNCING IN 2009 SA POWCRS RESOURCED SUPER STRENGTH RESILIENCE ACCESS TO ENOUGH SUPPLIES, NETWORKS, E LISTSERVS TO FACE ANY ADVERSARY CAN TRANSFORM INTO SOMEONE MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PUT INTO A STRESSFUL SITUATION ABILITY SHRUG OFF INJURIES E RECUPERATE QUICKLY AFTER BACK TO BACK EVENTS POWER OF PERCEPTION INTERNALLY POWERED WILLPOWER CAN SEE THROUGH LIES, UNREALIZED POTENTIAL, É THAT DOOR DEC ARRANGED LIKE A MARIJUANA LEAF DRIVEN BY A POWER INSIDE CAND CAFFEINE) THAT FUELS A STRONG DESIRE FOR WORKING WITH STUDENTS WITH STRATEGIC PLANNING ON THEIR SIDE, SA PROS CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO SEASONED PROFESSIONALS ALSO EXHIBIT: PET Sidekicks! ENERGY ABSORPTION CAN TAKE ONE FORM OF ENERGY AND CONVERT IT TO ANOTHER LIGHTING SPEED MOVING BETWEEN INCIDENTS E EVENTS (CAN APPEAR TO BE IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE!) BED BUG SMELLING SUPER PUP TWITTER BIRD COMMUNITY THAT ONE MIGHTY MOUSE KNOWLEDGE TECHNOLOGY THAT EVADES CAPTURE SHARING SA TCAM STRONGER WORKING TOGETHER RL НЕ Conduct Orientation Residence Life Student Activities Athletics Technology Health Education HTTP://WWW.JOINWECANBEHEROES.ORG КА-POW! 14 JEALCON. COMING TOGETHER ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR WHEN FACING A REALLY DANEDENIL BIG FOE THEMAN WITHOUT FEAR (CONSOLIDATION) OR CONTINLING TO COLLABORATE ON SAVING LIVES 9. THOR 12 6. SUL RICHARDS, 13 BLACK JUSTICE LEAGUE WATCHTOWER PANTHER 14 ACHOOL ATTENDING PROGRAMS FOR SPECIALLY GIFTED STUDENT LEADERS TO REALIZE THEIR VALUING A INTERNATIONAL, INTERPLANETARY, HAVIERS MULTI-GEDER, 13 MULTI-ABILITY, E MULTICULTURAL TEAM PROFESSIONAL POTENTIAL E BECOME SA PROS 9. THE DARH SIDE OF BEING A SUPERHERO VARPED REALITY SAVIOR COMPLEX SITUATION/STUDENT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE FACE IT, YOU THINK THAT THINGS ARE A BIGGER DEAL THAN THEY REALLY ARE FEEL ALONE ANN! IN UNIVERSE BAAA WORH LIFE BALANCE YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS OR FRIENDS WHAT YOU DO MISSING YOUR NIGHTS E WEEKENDS? CRISES DON'T HAPPEN ONA SCHEDULE YOU'RC REPLACCABLE SELF ABSORBCD YES, IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT THE COLLEGE WILL RUN JUST FINE WITHOUT You. SUPERMAN LEFT FOR YEARS, YOU THINK THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT You? RCLATIONSHIPS BEDSIDE READING: RETHINKING STUDENT AFFAIRS PRACTICE. FREE TIME: MAKING SAPRO INFOGRAPHICS SUFFER YOU CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF NON-WORK RELATIONSHIPS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? SA GADGCTS (WE WISH WE HAD) GREEN ARROW QUINER WITH TRICK ARROWS FOR EACH VECTOR GREEN LANTERN POWER RING WONDER WOMAN'S LASSO OF TRUTH HELPFUL IN CONDUCT MEETINGS YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE ONLY LIMIT ON THIS USEFUL TOOL BETTER THAN BLUE TAPE! UTILITY BELT BATSIGNAL CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? IRON MAN SUIT WHO CAN'T THINK OF A COUPLE DOZEN USES? DAY TRIP ANYONE? TO CARRY ALL OF OUR TAPE, MARKERS, NOTEPAD, ETC. BATARANG TO TURN A STUDENT'S PERSPECTIVE AROUND BATMOBILE BETTER THAN A GOLFCART #SAHEROES BROUGHT TO YOU BY SUPERHERO ALTER-EGO ARTIST RECOGNITION SUPERMAN: ALEX ROSS LOIS LANE: KILIAN PLUNKETT SA TEAM (JLA): JIM LEE SAPOWERS POSTERS: DANNY HAAS @JESSFAULK ADDITIONAL GRAPHIC CREDITS E INFOGRAPHICS POSTED ON BLOG AT JESSFAULK.COM JESS FAULK IS A MILD MANNERED SAPRO BY DAY, ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM THE OTHERWORLDLY PLACE KNOWN AS CALIFORNIA. SHE ENJOYS GEEK PURSUITS & MELDING THOSE INTERESTS INTO HER WORK #SACHAT POWER SA Pros in ATOR GIFTE SPIDERMAN ADHESIVE Why Student Affairs Professionals are REALLY SUPCRHCROCS ISSUE 1. IN DISGUISE! OUR ORIGIN STORY BEGINS WITH A STUDENT HAVING ENORMOUS POTENTIAL, IN TIME E WITH MENTORSHIP THIS STUDENT WILL COME TO RECOGNIZE THEIR POWER. WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, AND THUS, THE STUDENT AFFAIRS PROFESSIONAL WAS BORN... SUPERHEROES SA PROS DEDICATED TO CIVIC DEVELOPMENT DEDICATED TO STUDENT DEVELOPMENT USES REGULAR CLOTHES TO ESCAPE FROM HERO DUTIES USES DRESS CLOTHES TO NOT BE MISTAKEN AS A STUDENT WEAKENED BY KRYPTONITE OR SUPER VILLAIN WEAKENED BY DISMISSIVE FACULTY E HELICOPTER PARENTS BATTLES ARCHENEMY TO AVERT DISASTER BATTLES APATHY, ALCOHOL E ATTITUDES CAN BE MISTAKEN AS A VIGILANTE DUE TO BROODYIMYSTERIOUS PERSONA CAN BE MISTAKEN AS VIGILANTE DUE TO OVERZEALOUS ENFORCEMENT OF POLICY IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITIES IN TOUCH WITH MULTIPLE IDENTITY THEORIES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO CRIME FIGHTING THAN LEGAL OUTCOMES PAYS MORE ATTENTION TO PROGRAMMING THAN ASSESSMENT OUTCOMES CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS VILLAINS TO SEE A WORLD WITHOUT THEM CHALLENGES E SUPPORTS STUDENTS TO SEE A NEW WORLD VIEW ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: KRYTON OR RADIOACTIVE: SPIDERS ORIGIN OFTEN OTHERWORLDLY: CALIFORNIA, OR RADIOACTIVE: NEW JERSEY Student Affairs Professionals IN ACTION THE SOUND OF BROKEN DREAMS OF BECOMING A MILLIONAIRE POP THE SOUND OF "BREAKING THE ICE" CRASH THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF BAD CONFERENCE SESSION EMPTYING SAW HITTING THE FLOOR "SUPER BOWL STAFFING IS MANDATORY" THE SOUND OF THE SOUND OF NON-SA FRIENDS DRIVING AWAY WHEN YOU CAN'T GO OUT Noo CHECK BOING BGG! Rooo BOUNCING IN 2009 SA POWCRS RESOURCED SUPER STRENGTH RESILIENCE ACCESS TO ENOUGH SUPPLIES, NETWORKS, E LISTSERVS TO FACE ANY ADVERSARY CAN TRANSFORM INTO SOMEONE MUCH MORE POWERFUL WHEN PUT INTO A STRESSFUL SITUATION ABILITY SHRUG OFF INJURIES E RECUPERATE QUICKLY AFTER BACK TO BACK EVENTS POWER OF PERCEPTION INTERNALLY POWERED WILLPOWER CAN SEE THROUGH LIES, UNREALIZED POTENTIAL, É THAT DOOR DEC ARRANGED LIKE A MARIJUANA LEAF DRIVEN BY A POWER INSIDE CAND CAFFEINE) THAT FUELS A STRONG DESIRE FOR WORKING WITH STUDENTS WITH STRATEGIC PLANNING ON THEIR SIDE, SA PROS CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THEY PUT THEIR MINDS TO SEASONED PROFESSIONALS ALSO EXHIBIT: PET Sidekicks! ENERGY ABSORPTION CAN TAKE ONE FORM OF ENERGY AND CONVERT IT TO ANOTHER LIGHTING SPEED MOVING BETWEEN INCIDENTS E EVENTS (CAN APPEAR TO BE IN SEVERAL PLACES AT ONCE!) BED BUG SMELLING SUPER PUP TWITTER BIRD COMMUNITY THAT ONE MIGHTY MOUSE KNOWLEDGE TECHNOLOGY THAT EVADES CAPTURE SHARING SA TCAM STRONGER WORKING TOGETHER RL НЕ Conduct Orientation Residence Life Student Activities Athletics Technology Health Education HTTP://WWW.JOINWECANBEHEROES.ORG КА-POW! 14 JEALCON. COMING TOGETHER ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR WHEN FACING A REALLY DANEDENIL BIG FOE THEMAN WITHOUT FEAR (CONSOLIDATION) OR CONTINLING TO COLLABORATE ON SAVING LIVES 9. THOR 12 6. SUL RICHARDS, 13 BLACK JUSTICE LEAGUE WATCHTOWER PANTHER 14 ACHOOL ATTENDING PROGRAMS FOR SPECIALLY GIFTED STUDENT LEADERS TO REALIZE THEIR VALUING A INTERNATIONAL, INTERPLANETARY, HAVIERS MULTI-GEDER, 13 MULTI-ABILITY, E MULTICULTURAL TEAM PROFESSIONAL POTENTIAL E BECOME SA PROS 9. THE DARH SIDE OF BEING A SUPERHERO VARPED REALITY SAVIOR COMPLEX SITUATION/STUDENT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE THE FACE IT, YOU THINK THAT THINGS ARE A BIGGER DEAL THAN THEY REALLY ARE FEEL ALONE ANN! IN UNIVERSE BAAA WORH LIFE BALANCE YOU CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN TO YOUR PARENTS OR FRIENDS WHAT YOU DO MISSING YOUR NIGHTS E WEEKENDS? CRISES DON'T HAPPEN ONA SCHEDULE YOU'RC REPLACCABLE SELF ABSORBCD YES, IT IS HARD TO IMAGINE, BUT THE COLLEGE WILL RUN JUST FINE WITHOUT You. SUPERMAN LEFT FOR YEARS, YOU THINK THEY CAN'T DO WITHOUT You? RCLATIONSHIPS BEDSIDE READING: RETHINKING STUDENT AFFAIRS PRACTICE. FREE TIME: MAKING SAPRO INFOGRAPHICS SUFFER YOU CAN COUNT ON ONE HAND THE NUMBER OF NON-WORK RELATIONSHIPS. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A DATE? SA GADGCTS (WE WISH WE HAD) GREEN ARROW QUINER WITH TRICK ARROWS FOR EACH VECTOR GREEN LANTERN POWER RING WONDER WOMAN'S LASSO OF TRUTH HELPFUL IN CONDUCT MEETINGS YOUR IMAGINATION IS THE ONLY LIMIT ON THIS USEFUL TOOL BETTER THAN BLUE TAPE! UTILITY BELT BATSIGNAL CAN YOU SEE ME NOW? IRON MAN SUIT WHO CAN'T THINK OF A COUPLE DOZEN USES? DAY TRIP ANYONE? TO CARRY ALL OF OUR TAPE, MARKERS, NOTEPAD, ETC. BATARANG TO TURN A STUDENT'S PERSPECTIVE AROUND BATMOBILE BETTER THAN A GOLFCART #SAHEROES BROUGHT TO YOU BY SUPERHERO ALTER-EGO ARTIST RECOGNITION SUPERMAN: ALEX ROSS LOIS LANE: KILIAN PLUNKETT SA TEAM (JLA): JIM LEE SAPOWERS POSTERS: DANNY HAAS @JESSFAULK ADDITIONAL GRAPHIC CREDITS E INFOGRAPHICS POSTED ON BLOG AT JESSFAULK.COM JESS FAULK IS A MILD MANNERED SAPRO BY DAY, ORIGINALLY HAILING FROM THE OTHERWORLDLY PLACE KNOWN AS CALIFORNIA. SHE ENJOYS GEEK PURSUITS & MELDING THOSE INTERESTS INTO HER WORK #SACHAT POWER SA Pros in ATOR GIFTE SPIDERMAN ADHESIVE