What The British Say and What They Really Mean

What K THE BRITISH Say and What They REALLY Mean MARIO JANE EXCUSE ME, SORRY, IS ANYONE SITTING HERE? I MIGHT JOIN YOU LATER. What a polite She'll come and join me woman! later. I won't be leaving Move your bag now or I'm going to get annoyed! the house unless it's on fire. NOT TO WORRY. BIT WET Uff. I don't need to worry. OUT THERE. I practically had to swim here. AN JANE You should be really worried right now. HONEST LY, IT DOESN'T MATTER. Just a light rain outside. It doesn't matter. It really really REALLY matters. NOT TOO BAD ACTUALLY . I LL BEAR IT IN MIND. She's feeling ok. She's considering it. I'm so happy I could explode! I don't even remember what you said. VERY INTERESTING. POP ROUND ANYTIME. She's impressed. Never, ever, under any circumstances, come round Please. stop. talking! again. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT... She respects what I have to say. Come round whenever you like. You're an idiot, and here's why. I HAVE 5 PENCE IF IT HELPS? No, NO, HONESTLY IT WAS MY FAULT. Why would Why is she saying it's her fault, it was 5 pence help? definitely mine. It was your fault and I'm pretty sure it won't help, but I don't want to sound we both know it. unhelpful. JUST WHENEVER YOU GET A MINUTE. Do it NOW! I can take my time. It's not important. I HEAR WHAT YOU SAY. IF YOU SAY SO. She understands me. I could not disagree more, end of discussion. She agrees You couldn't be with me. more wrong if you tried. HE'S FOND OF A DRINK. He likes a He's a raging alcoholic. drink every now and then.