What Estate Agents Say vs What They Really Mean

What Estate Agents Say VS What They Really Mean 23 Area What They Say What They Mean Fairly rough area which may be less so in the future Up-and-coming area Music Only the rich can afford to live Sought-after location here It's actually nowhere near the city Easy access into the city Neighbours are massive busy-bodies Friendly neighbours Nearest bus stop is a 10 minute walk away Good transport links Popular area ( 从 ) There are people everywhere Expect loud music until the Sociable area early hours We're not going to tell you exactly A stone's throw how far Conveniently located On a busy main road Vibrant area Don't leave the house after dark A river-side property Prone to flooding Sea can be seen with binoculars, Sea view from the roof Secluded You won't see a shop for miles Interior Cosy Tiny. Very, very small You can stretch your arms and Compact touch both walls Studio flat Essentially a bedsit You'll have to spend a lot of time and money fixing it up Perfect for DIY enthusiasts Quirky Nothing matches Three-bedroomed property Two bedrooms and a cupboard Bijou Tiny Charming Small Garden level Basement flat Virtually It's most definitely not It boasts a... It's nothing to boast about The landlord's a regular at B&Q Recently improved and Ikea In need of modernisation It still has an outside toilet Open plan No doors and no privacy An efficient use of space So small you need bunk beds Try not to hit your head on the low ceilings Has character Benefits from Has There would be plenty of natural Plenty of natural light light if there were any windows We've put several temporary Deceptively spacious mirrors up to make it look bigger Has potential Needs complete renovation Modern features Electric shower Stunning kitchen Completely average kitchen Exterior Low maintenance garden It's made up of paving slabs Period property Derelict You'll be lucky to get a parking space On-street parking Development opportunity Knock it down and start again You wouldn't want to live here yourself Investment opportunity Admin It'll be gone by the time you arrive for the viewing 12 Early viewing recommended You might be charged £100s for Administration paperwork fee printing off some forms We're not renting to any old Would suit riff-raff Seeing photos might put you off viewing it No photos available Reduced for a quick sale SALE Beggars can't be choosers Don't ask about the previous RIP No onward chain occupants We hope you don't find the serious problem(s) Sold as seen Internal viewing recommended The outside doesn't do it justice Please buy, we could do with the FOR Open to reasonable offers SALE commission You won't be able to afford Perfect for a first time buyer anything better www.buzzfeed.com www.moneywise.co.uk www.independent.ie housesimple" www.thedebrief.co.uk www.telegraph.co.uk www.housesimple.co.uk