Oh Alan What Have You Gone and Said Now

elevatelocal presents www.elevatelocal.co.uk OH ALAN WHAT HAVE YOU GONE AND SAID NOW? Amstrad is Shuddup you bloody idiot! bloody fantastic. On THE APPRENTICE shown on the 16th June 2011, Lord Alan Sugar said.. Glenn, I have never yet come across an engineer that could turn his hands to business. This seemed to be the final nail in the coffin for poor old Glenn, as the impending finger of doom poked his withdrawn mush back to Hertfordshire. But as us viewers reflected on the reasoning behind Glenn's dismissal, our oh so familiar demons from Prove-Lord-Sugar-Wrong Ville came to fruition. HERE ARE A TEN POSSIBLE ENGINEERING CANDIDATES HE MAY WISH TO CONSIDER: Social Club Maverik NAME: Bill Gates AGE: 55 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Nerdcom/him MAGE: TODALY.COM Chairman of Microsoft SALARY: $56 Billion NAME: Steve Jobs AGE: 56 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Chief Executive Officer of Apple Inc. Slightly cooler Nerd IMAGE: SJPOSST.POSTEROUS.COM SALARY: $8.3 Billion IMAGE IMAGESWIKIA.COM Funky hoover man NAME: Karl BenZ AGE: 166 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: German car engineer and joint founder of Mercedes-BenZ MAGE: EXURBANPEDESTRIAN WORDPRESS.COM SALARY: A lot of lolly. NAME: James Dyson - Add Mark Zuckerburg as friend - Tyler Winklevoss Declined AGE: 64 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: English Industrial Designer and Inventor SALARY: $I Billion IМAGE UNDERЗОСEО сом Clever clogs NAME: Mark Zuckerberg AGE: 27 (dkkars) Programmer. Entrepreneur and creator of Facebook IMAGE CONTENT.MSN.CO.IN PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: NAME: AZim Premji SALARY: $13.5 Billion AGE: 65 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Electrician Engineer graduate and Chairman of Wipro Limited Holiday snap SALARY: $16.8 Billion MAGES FORBES.COM NAME: Hasso Plattner AGE: 62 Feeling Lucky Sergey? Nope, just rich. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Co-founder of software giant SAP AG. SALARY: $6.9 Billion MAGESFOR NAME: Sergey Brin AGE: 37 Other Google bloke. PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Co-Founder of Google SALARY: $14.8 Billion MAGESFORBER.COM Certainly committed. NAME: Larry Page AGE: 38 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: Co-founder of Google MAGE: ZPUB.COM NAME: Larry EllisoN SALARY: $19.8 Billion AGE: 66 PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: For curiousity's sake, this is how they stack up: Co-founder and chief executive officer of Oracle Corporation ALAN'S NET WORTH: $1, 140, 000, 000 SALARY: $39.5 Billion CRAPPY ENGINEER'S NET WORTH: $181, 600, 000, 000 Think you may have been a tad off the mark on that one Lord Sugar.