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I Hired A Zombie

T HIRED A ZOMBIE OR THE TRUE COST OF A BAD HIRE Before you walk alone into that interview room, consider the potential risks of bringing on a Bad Hire. Or, as we like to call them, the Working Dead. RECRUITING ISN'T JUST EXPENSIVE. IT'S DANGEROUS. COST OF RECRUITING & INTERVIEWS: 5% RIP HUMAN RESOURCES, INC. --..., JOB POSTING: 66 YOU HIRED A ZOMBIE! GREAT! COST OF TRAINING AND ORIENTATION: 1% EMPL DIREC TORY YOUR ZOMBIE IS HIGH MAINTENANCE COST OF SALARY, HEALTHCARE, AND OTHER BENEFITS: 15% E.R. X-RAY LET'S GO VIRAL YOUR ZOMBIE HAS INFECTED OTHER EMPLOYEES COST OF INCREASED WORKLOAD FOR SURVIVORS: 162 24% COST OF BUSINESS YOUR ZOMBIE HAS SCARED AWAY: HUMAN RESOURCES, INC CLIENTS COST OF SEVERANCE, UNEMPLOYMENT, ZOMBIE DISCRIMINATION SUIT: 39% YOU SEND YOUR ZOMBIE PACKING SEVERANCE FINALLY! PACKAGE .... .... FORTY-ONE PERCENT OF COMPANIES ESTIMATE THAT A BAD HIRE COSTS MORE THAN $25,000 WHILE. ONE IN FOUR SAID IT COST THEM OVER $50,000 (TOTAL ZOMBIE DAMAGE*) PROTECT YOUR COMPANY FROM BRAIN DRAIN. TALK TO US AND AVOID HIRING A ZOMBIE. WE'VE GOT THE ANTIDOTE. vitamin THE TALENT AGENCY FOR DIGITAL CREATIVES. SAW HERE: VITAMINTALENT.COM/TALENTBRIDGE * THESE COSTS DO NOT REFLECT CORPSE REMOVAL. THE DATA AND INFORMATION ON THIS INFOGRAPHIC ALL CAME FROM THE WORLD WIDE WEB. IF YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT SEEMS INCORRECT, PLEASE CONTACT THE INTERNET IMMEDIATELY COR JUST ASSUME WE'RE RIGHT).

I Hired A Zombie

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A bad hire is expensive. See how much it's costing you to hire a zombie.

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