How a Super-Villain Would Spend Google's Revenue

GOOGLE'S MOTTO IS “DON'T BE EVIL," BUT WHAT IF A SUPER-VILLAIN GOT A HOLD OF THAT 50.2 BILLION DOLLARS IN REVENUE A YEAR? HOW A SUPER-VILLAIN WOULD SPEND GOOGLE'S REVENUE TAKING OVER THE WORLD? YOU'LL AT LEAST NEED A DEVIOUSLY DESTRUCTIVE DEBONAIR LAIR IN THE GARAGE PLANT, AND A SMASHING SECRET LAIR, FOR STARTERS... NUCLEAR REACTOR (FOR HARVESTING URANIUM) BUGATTI VEYRON SUPERSPORT SECRET SUBMARINE LAIR $5,000,000,000 $2,600,000 $17,300,000 PHOENIX 1000 LUXURY SUB $80,000,000 SPACE SHUTTLE $28,800,000 H202 JETPACK VROOM! VROOM! $155,000 HOVERBIKE HICAN BED $50,000 $55,000 WHAT'S BETTER THAN A WHITE LAP CAT TO PROVE YOUR CRED AS A VILLAIN? HOW THE BILLIONAIRE ISLES POSH PETS ABOUT A WHITE LION? MIGHT AS WELL KEEP THE WHOLE LITTER... AMOUR AMOUR COLLAR (X7) $1,800,000 EACH WHITE LION CUBS (X4) $138,000 EACH GREAT AND LITTLE HANS LOLLIK, VIRGIN ISLANDS $45,000,000 RONDE ISLAND, GRENADA, CARIBBEAN $100,000,000 MOST EXPENSIVE DOG COLLAR IN RAWR! CAYE CHAPEL RESORT, BELIZE THE WORLD! $65,000,000 AGRIA TRIAS, ATHENS, GREECE LUXURY PET QUARTERS $28,000,000 $417,000 CHINESE CRESTED HAIRLESS DOG $5,000 (X3) INSERT "JAWS THEME" HERE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE LIONS TO CHASE AROUND? SWAG SWAG SWAG LASER-EQUIPPED HAMMERHEADS NOT MAKING YOU FEEL SECURE IN YOUR SOVEREIGNTY? BUY FACEBOOK. AFTER ALL, GETTING A DAILY DIAMOND MASSAGE WILL BE MORE FUN WHEN YOU CAN FLAUNT IT TO ALL YOUR FANS AND FOLLOWERS. PEW! PEW! ENTIRE NANOTYRANNUS SKELETON LASER GUN (X2) DAILY DIAMONDS $499,000 $1,750 (EACH) DIAMOND MASSAGE KRYOZAP 6000 FREEZE RAY $100,000 PEW! $12,000,000 DIAMOND MARTINI NIGHTCAP $10,000 OK] HAMMERHEADS WITH LASER BEAM FINS (X10) $50,000 EACH FACEBOOK $40,000,000,000 MARK ZUCKERBERG'S HOUSE GURKHA'S HER MAJESTY RESERVE CIGAR $750 EACH $7,000,000 POPPING TAGS? PLEASE. YOU'RE POPPING BOTTLES EVERY SINGLE BESPOKE BLOKE FANCY FARE DAY OF THE YEAR JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE YOU CAN. YOU HAVE A COMPLETE OUTFIT FOR EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR. WEARING BEEP! BORP! SOMETHING TWICE IS BENEATH YOU. ACTUALLY, WITH THESE HOVERING ROBOTIC BUTLER (X4) 365 DAYS OF THE BEST FOOD THAT MONEY $400,000 CAN BUY, PREPARED BY THE BEST! SHOES, EVERYTHING WILL BE BENEATH YOU. LITERALLY. STUART HUGHES OF MANCHESTER SUITS $900,000 EACH 12 OZ KOBE BEEF $350 PER 12 0Z ALBA WHITE TRUFFLES - 1 LB $5,000 PER LB ALLIGATOR LEATHER SHOES W/ BUILT-IN HOVER GEAR $88,000 PER PAIR CHEF SHANE FRISCO AS YOUR CHEF $3,000 PER DAy 1977 YOZU SHIRT CUFFLINKS W/ FLAMETHROWERS $29,195 PER PAIR BOOP! BEEP! HENRI JAYER RICHEBOURG GRAND CRU WINE $28,982 PER BOTTLE IPHONE 4S ELITE GOLD (X2) $9,400,000 EACH RICHEBOURG ENCRUSTED W/ DIAMONDS! MONEY LEFT TO BURN UNLEASHED UPON YOU BY CUSTOMER &MAGNETISM WITH THE REMAINING $4.4 BILLION, THE ONLY REASONABLE THING LEFT TO DO WOULD BE TO FILL A 2000' X 484' ROOM WITH $100 DOLLAR BILLS, STACK THEM ABOUT 4 FEET HIGH, digital marketing agency AND DIVE RIGHT IN – SCROOGE MCDUCK STYLE – LAUGHING MANIACALLY THE WHOLE WAY. WWw.CUSTOMERMAGNETISM.COM