How Project Management Software Could Have Organized Lance Armstrong's Lies

How PROJECT MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE Could Have Organized LANCE ARMSTRONG'S LIES Now that Lance Armstrong has admitted to taking performance enhancing drugs during his rise to cycling fame, it's time to analyze what could have happened had he used project management software to help organize his lies. Would he have gotten away with it? Check out this tongue-in-cheek guide to find out! THE "PROJECT DASHBOARD" WOULD SERVE AS A HUB FOR HIS LIES WORKSPACE / PROJECT RESPONSIBLE START END STATUS LIES TO FRIENDS Emma O' Reilly Lance A. 1996 2012 Betsy Andreu Lance A. 1996 2012 IES TO SPONSORS & OFFICIALS Nike Lance A. 1997 2013 Livestrong Foundation Lance A 1997 2013 USADA Lance A. 1998 2013 LIES TO THE PUBLIC TV/Press Appearances Lance A. 2001 2013 Larry King Interview Lance A. 2006 2013 System automatically alerts Lance that specific lies are in jeopardy of being discovered. THE STATUS OF A LIE WOULD BE EMAILED TO LANCE Lance, Your lies to the USADA are at risk of being discovered. "TO-DO LISTS" WOULD HAVE ALLOWED LANCE TO PLAN HIS LIES BETTER After learning that his lies were in danger, Lance could have planned specific damage-control activities. To-Do List: Lance A. POF ITEM WORKSPACE PROJECT . START DATE END DATE STATUS NOTES Cheat on recent drug test. USADA Lies to officials 2006 2006 complete You must pass this one Stop Floyd Landis from exposing your lies -N/a- Lies to friends 2005 2006 O complete TODAY TEM WORKSPACE PROJECT + START DATE END DATE STATUS NOTES O Appear on Larry King Live. CNN Lies to public 2006 2006 Deny everything!! Ocomplete Damage control from Floyd The Press Landis' accusations of doping. Lies to public 2005 2013 O complete Deny everything!!! SECURELY SHARING DRUG TEST RESULTS COULD HAVE HELPED LANCE lect workspace Document Manager Project Tracker Calendar Reports Setup * Favorites Lance Drug Test Results could have e Email Edit folder 2 comments stored his SORT BY: Most Recent important O Select A P Copy : Move Download + Create Folder + Upload Document x Delete B comments * Drug test results document documents se Emal link Editicheck out securely online. RESTRICTING ACCESS TO JUST THE RIGHT PEOPLE Please select the people who should have access to this lie: Friends Sponsors/0fficials The Public O CNN - Larry King O Emma O' Reilly O Betsy Andreu O Floyd Landis M Lance Armstrong O Tyler Hamilton O Nike M Livestrong Foundation M USADA O CBS - 60 Minutes M Oprah Interview Call Oprah back about interview O Select all THE SECURITY ALONE MAY HAVE HELPED LANCE If Lance used this software, he could further restrict access by project, folder or document, specifying only the users who should have access. Unauthorized users would not see the restricted information (or know that it's there). Would he have gotten away with it? THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW Learn more about project management software at: WorkZone www.workzone.com Sources: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1485457-full-timeline-of-lance-armstrongs-oplc-rise-and- http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/22Aance-ammstrong-betsy-androu-fat n 2528028.html http://articlos.latimes.com/2013/jan/18/sports/la-sp-sn-lance-amstrong-oprah-winfrey-part-2-20130118 http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikakelton/2013/02/27Au-s-vs-lance-amstrong-understanding-the-latest-in-the-floyd-landis-whistleblower-case/ LIE STRONG LIE STRONG 543260 st Urine STRONG