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Fun Facts About Portent

Fun Facts About Portent 2 Portent employees once defended a small mountain pass for three days from spammers and Portent began on mount Olympus. Hells yeah! Yo lan, you should start an internet marketing company people who make animated gifs like this: Remembering 9 11 Portent has an unfair advantage in their field due to the fact that they Due to a suspicious lack of building security, Portent hired velociraptors to guard against theft and unwanted actually own the internet. solicitors**. This is the internet Some clients have loved the company so much, they've tried to marry it. The Portent office smells 75% better than the offices of its competitors. This is proof that virtue and cynicism have a smell, and it's delightful. 8. The Portent office contains a secret Portent believes in survival of the stash of weapons, to be used by fittest. The offices are kept at freezing temperatures to root out the weaklings. employees in the event of zombies or solicitors** who make it past the rent-a-raptors. 9 9/10 Cybermen prefer Portent to cake. Pi Due to time constraints, these were all made up. This does not apply to hookers. *** Also does not apply to hookers. Portent frowns on shooting hookers. Sources: Deep Thought

Fun Facts About Portent

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The Portent Tumblr is a place where we share our inspiration and work. But honestly, we're mostly going to be geeking out about PPC, SEO, social media and all things technology – a lot.

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