If Your Pet Could Talk

IF Your Pet Could Talk You're home! Hey, you dropped your stick! Don't worry, I'll get it. .. Oh. You dropped it again. Well, I guess I could get it again. . Oh. I don't think you're very good at holding onto that thing! My favorite! DOG Oh good, you're back from work! I thought you'd gone away forever! The park! My favorite! Birds! I bet I can catch one! Oog food! My favorite! Friends! My favorite! HELP! Human! HELP! While I was asleep someone put this cone around my head! Wait, why aren't you helping? Human? Help? I nearly got it this time! Tail, you won't escape me forever A Car Ride! It's a ball! This is the best day of my Are you going to entire life! finish that? You take care of me. Look, I found this whole roll of toilet paper just sitting You feed me. What's that you're taking off your feet? I think it's my favorite new toy! You must be a god there! Now it's art! 05.00 AM 1 CAT Good morning. It's 5am and I see you haven't fed me yet. I thought you might want to rectify that. I will decide whether I want to be inside or outside in my own time, thank you very much. You may remain as my gatekeeper. Stop hogging the newspaper. Let me see. I take your sneezing to be a sign that you would like to be my best friend. I will humor you by rubbing Here, I brought you a present. I hope you like against your face. mouse. All right, fine, maybe I missed you a little Hey, are you using that keyboard? Great, me too! No, I won't get into the basket. I bit. You may scratch my ears now. know what happens when I do that. You're so warm. I'm going to stay right here with – hey! I never said you could get up! I wish you to rub my belly. Until I decide that I don't want you to, and then I will attack your hand. You take care of me. You feed me. I must be a god. I have never seen you use a litter box. That must be All the others are being fed more interesting food than me! I'm going to eat out of those bowls instead. unhygienic. GOLOFISH A castle! I will be the greatest explorer in the universe. I'm not dead! I was just resting! Oon't flush! Wow, you can hold your breath out of the water for a really long time. Do you keep your tank in the other room? Ooh, this place is new! Ooh, this place is new! Ooh, this place is new! I promise I can eat more than that! Come on, don't The cat keeps watching me. I wonder if it wants to be friends. stop shaking! OK, you get in your ball and let's have a race! Sometimes I feel as if my life is going round in circles. Hey, it doesn't look like you're going to have any food for later! Here, put it in your face like this. Let me show you. What do you mean, HAMSTER cheese is bad for me? Hello! Of course I can say that. Is this a test?" I love it when you come running because you think the phone is ringing. PARROT I OK, you repeat after me this time. Hello Hello! Want to come and help You keep saying the same things over and over again. Are you all right? me chew my way out of this cage? The door is open! I'm free! Hang on, I'm sure I used to be able to fly. Thank you for planting me all these plants and flowers to eat. You must really love me! No, I'm not putting on a harness to go for a walk! What do you think I am, a dog? I RABBIT SOURCE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWICST-FH2Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKFfm2ul4dk 1800 PETSUPPLIES http://www.goodedtsfanpage.com/humor/otherhumor/dog_cat_diary.htm Anything and Everything for all your pets