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The First 12 Things You Will Start Doing When You Move to London

THE FIRST 12 THINGS YOU WILL START DOING WHEN YOU MOVE TO LONDON YOU WILL BE CONFUSED WHY NO ONE EVER SAYS THANK YOU TO THE BUS DRIVERS. oyster UNTILL YOU STOP DOING IT TOo YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CASH. Transport for London UNDERGROUND THERE ARE 357 NIGHTCLUBS HERE. TOO BAD YOU WON'T HAVE TIME OR MONEY. THE OYSTER CARD WILL BE YOUR MOST VALUABLE POSSESION. tinder. YOU WILL LAUGH AT THE FUNNY TUBE ANOUNCEMENTS AT LEAST ONCE. WHEN THERE'S NO TUBE STRIKE. EVERYONE'S ON TINDER. YOUR BED WILLL BE EVEN MORE SACRED HERE IN LONDON. COCKFOSTERS YOU WILL GENUINELY HATE TOURISTS. YOU WILL THINK THAT BORIS JOHNSON'S BEST IDEA WAS THE BORIS BIKE. WHEN YOU RIDE THE PICCADILLY LINE, YOU WILL LAUGH AT 'COCKFOSTERS' EVERYTIME. IT WASNT HIS. BIKES ARE AWESOME THOUGH. YOU WILL THINK THAT COFFEE SHOPS SHOULD HAVE ONE LINE FOR EVERYBODY WHO WANTS THEIR VENTI TRIPLE HALF-CAF SOY MOCHAS WITH NO WHIP, AND SEPARATE ONE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT A CUP OF YOU WILL LEARN THAT THE LONDON SCHOOL OF BARBERING OFFERS FREE HAIRCUTS. COFFEE. YOU DON'T LIKE SPENDING E15 ON YOUR HAIR ANYWAY. PUBLISHED BY VAN SQUAD LONDON

The First 12 Things You Will Start Doing When You Move to London

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Moving to London? Or you probably just got here? Let Us tell you about the first 12 things you will start doing as a newcomer. The inevitable funny tube announcements, the constant fear of tourists an...

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