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7 Reasons Why Jack Should Go To India

ackdia (सात भ्िइठाई reaşdng झेवावे. छठोठ why OR INDIA TRIP ITINERARY JACK SHOULD FOLLOW JACK, A 24YO ESSEX BOY WHO LIVES IN BANGKOK EDUCATING INNOCENT KIDS, IS STILL NOT SURE IF INDIAN CUISINE SUITS HIS APPETITE (PUN INTENDED) BUT HE'S CONSIDERING TO GO TO INDIA FOR HIS NEXT ADVENTURE. ? DELHI BECAUSE IT'S THE WORLD'S ONLY PINK CITY AND PINK IS A YELLOW'S BESTFRIEND (ACCORDING TO COLOR PHILOSOPHY)TAIPUR ? AGRA KOLKATA ? AJANTA 6. BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD OF INDIA THAT WILL CAST BOYS WITH "BELAMI" FACE AS AN EXTRAMUMBAI BECAUSE IT HEALS THOSE WHO ARE TEMPLED OUT BY SOUTHEAST ASIA'S BUDDHIST TEMPLES AJANTA 5 4 GOAN BEACHES BECAUSE IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO GET TANNED AND BED ANOTHER TANNED HUMAN BEING НАМPI 1 CHENNAI НАMPI BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO-BRY HUMP WITNESS SUNSET THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FORGET WHATĐUNCEON PLANET YOURE ON 1 JACK*S BECAUSE FLIGHT FROM BKK TO HERE IS MUCH CHEAPER THAN TO ANY INDIAN AIRPORTS 2 PUDUCHERRY BECAUSE IT'S INDIAS LITTLE POCKET OF FRENCH, THE INDIAN/FRENCH-MIXED CULINARY" MIGHT BE THE NEW "ITALIAN GELATTO" YOU WANNA LICK. CAUTION! THIS IS NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. SIGNO MEANS ADDITIONAL DESTINATION IN WHICH THE EXECUTION HEAVILY RELIES ON MOOD, MOOLAH AND SEXUAL APPETITE. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, NEVER EVER TELL THIS TO JACK'S MOM! ackdia (सात भ्िइठाई reaşdng झेवावे. छठोठ why OR INDIA TRIP ITINERARY JACK SHOULD FOLLOW JACK, A 24YO ESSEX BOY WHO LIVES IN BANGKOK EDUCATING INNOCENT KIDS, IS STILL NOT SURE IF INDIAN CUISINE SUITS HIS APPETITE (PUN INTENDED) BUT HE'S CONSIDERING TO GO TO INDIA FOR HIS NEXT ADVENTURE. ? DELHI BECAUSE IT'S THE WORLD'S ONLY PINK CITY AND PINK IS A YELLOW'S BESTFRIEND (ACCORDING TO COLOR PHILOSOPHY)TAIPUR ? AGRA KOLKATA ? AJANTA 6. BECAUSE IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD OF INDIA THAT WILL CAST BOYS WITH "BELAMI" FACE AS AN EXTRAMUMBAI BECAUSE IT HEALS THOSE WHO ARE TEMPLED OUT BY SOUTHEAST ASIA'S BUDDHIST TEMPLES AJANTA 5 4 GOAN BEACHES BECAUSE IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO GET TANNED AND BED ANOTHER TANNED HUMAN BEING НАМPI 1 CHENNAI НАMPI BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST PLACE TO-BRY HUMP WITNESS SUNSET THAT MIGHT MAKE YOU FORGET WHATĐUNCEON PLANET YOURE ON 1 JACK*S BECAUSE FLIGHT FROM BKK TO HERE IS MUCH CHEAPER THAN TO ANY INDIAN AIRPORTS 2 PUDUCHERRY BECAUSE IT'S INDIAS LITTLE POCKET OF FRENCH, THE INDIAN/FRENCH-MIXED CULINARY" MIGHT BE THE NEW "ITALIAN GELATTO" YOU WANNA LICK. CAUTION! THIS IS NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. SIGNO MEANS ADDITIONAL DESTINATION IN WHICH THE EXECUTION HEAVILY RELIES ON MOOD, MOOLAH AND SEXUAL APPETITE. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, NEVER EVER TELL THIS TO JACK'S MOM!

7 Reasons Why Jack Should Go To India

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I am looking for a travelmate for my second visit to India. Meanwhile, a friend of mine is unsure where to go for his next adventure. Ergo, I asked him to join me to India. He then challenged me to co...

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