How To Zombie Proof Your Car

HOW TO ZOMBIE E PROOF YOUR CAR Internal cage In the event that the zombies manage to break through your reinforced windows or armour plated chassis, you will need some additional protection. An internal cage within the vehicle covering the drivers should be good enough to give you enough time to escape by ejector seat Marble dispersion device Tring to make a quick escape from a gaggle of zombies? Then scatter the road with marbles using a marble dispersion device Giant boomerang Also effective of disabling small groups is the giant boomerang which can be used to fire objects at them at high velocity Ejector seat Water cannon Another effective means of clearing a path through zombies is a powerful water cannon. This is also effective is temporarily rendering a couple of rogue zombies immobile You can't win them all, and there may be a situation where you would be safer escaping from the vehicle. This only becomes a viable option if you have an ejector seat which is equipped with a parachute that will propel you far enough away from the vehicle for you to have a chance to escape Fortified windscreen and windows Amplifier and sound system Make sure that all glass on your vehicle is reinforced in order to avoid potential breakages which could give the zombies a way to get at you. This includes the glass around your headlights, as illumination at night is vital Play George Michael records through your amplifier system. Many zombies have a fear of him and will immediately vacate the area Front plow A front plow is not only effective in clearing a path through a crowd of zombies, but also comes in handy if you entered a wooded area such as a Forest D. Storage area You will need an area to store the objects which are going to be fired using the Boomerang. An extended storage area should therefore be added to your vehicle so that you have somewhere to keep these objects Giant frying pan The giant frying pan is painfully effective in immobilising even the most stubborn of zombies Armour Reinforce the chassis of your car with stronger metals in order to avoid • Spiked tires It is impossible to predict what areas you are going to be forced to enter in your attempts to escape. You therefore should make sure that your tyres are suitable for all conditions and terrains damage which could leave you striken Туре of car O Pros OCons 4x4 Sports car City car O Good on rough terrain Doesn't get far on fuel O Allows for a quick getaway Not good in hilly or muddy areas O Not very fast Get further on a fuel tank Hatchback Estate car Electric car O Good all-rounder Not as quick as a sports car and not as adaptable as a 4x4 vehicle O Good for the environment O Limited range between charges and there are not many electric charging points about Able to carry lot of anti-zombie equipment Not as quick as a sports car and not as adaptable as a 4x4 vehicle MoneySupermarket com HOW TO ZOMBIE E PROOF YOUR CAR Internal cage In the event that the zombies manage to break through your reinforced windows or armour plated chassis, you will need some additional protection. An internal cage within the vehicle covering the drivers should be good enough to give you enough time to escape by ejector seat Marble dispersion device Tring to make a quick escape from a gaggle of zombies? Then scatter the road with marbles using a marble dispersion device Giant boomerang Also effective of disabling small groups is the giant boomerang which can be used to fire objects at them at high velocity Ejector seat Water cannon Another effective means of clearing a path through zombies is a powerful water cannon. This is also effective is temporarily rendering a couple of rogue zombies immobile You can't win them all, and there may be a situation where you would be safer escaping from the vehicle. This only becomes a viable option if you have an ejector seat which is equipped with a parachute that will propel you far enough away from the vehicle for you to have a chance to escape Fortified windscreen and windows Amplifier and sound system Make sure that all glass on your vehicle is reinforced in order to avoid potential breakages which could give the zombies a way to get at you. This includes the glass around your headlights, as illumination at night is vital Play George Michael records through your amplifier system. Many zombies have a fear of him and will immediately vacate the area Front plow A front plow is not only effective in clearing a path through a crowd of zombies, but also comes in handy if you entered a wooded area such as a Forest D. Storage area You will need an area to store the objects which are going to be fired using the Boomerang. An extended storage area should therefore be added to your vehicle so that you have somewhere to keep these objects Giant frying pan The giant frying pan is painfully effective in immobilising even the most stubborn of zombies Armour Reinforce the chassis of your car with stronger metals in order to avoid • Spiked tires It is impossible to predict what areas you are going to be forced to enter in your attempts to escape. You therefore should make sure that your tyres are suitable for all conditions and terrains damage which could leave you striken Туре of car O Pros OCons 4x4 Sports car City car O Good on rough terrain Doesn't get far on fuel O Allows for a quick getaway Not good in hilly or muddy areas O Not very fast Get further on a fuel tank Hatchback Estate car Electric car O Good all-rounder Not as quick as a sports car and not as adaptable as a 4x4 vehicle O Good for the environment O Limited range between charges and there are not many electric charging points about Able to carry lot of anti-zombie equipment Not as quick as a sports car and not as adaptable as a 4x4 vehicle MoneySupermarket com