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USA vs. Germany: Our Matchup

A LOSS WE CAN SWALLOW USA advances after losing to Germany 1-0, thanks to our new BFFS, Portugal. We may nof have won the game, but we are the clear winners when it comes to some of the following. VS GERMANY UNITED STATES HEAD TO HEAD GERMANY WINS Holiday Independence Day Holiday Oktoberfest to celebrate 16 days of drinking? Sign us up. German Unity Day TIED Toast Toast Cheers! Prost! GERMANY WINS World Cup Champion O times World Cup Champion 3 times; 1954, 1974, 1990 So they got uck. 3 times. Patience is a virtue CHER DEUT BUND SBALL USA WINS Team Nickname Team Nickname The Stars and Stripes 'Nuff said. Die Mannschaft ("The Team) USA WINS 16 Team Captain Clint Dempsey Team Captain Philipp Lahm Known for his puppy dog eyes and playing with a gnarly broken nose. Known for his intense eyebrows. TIED Past Manager Jürgen Klinsmann (2004-2006) Current Coach Jürgen Klinsmann (2011-) USA WINS Perfect with a side of basebal and Popular Food Hot dog Popular Food Currywurst We don't reCommend putting the word "wurst" in your name. (domestic) beer. USA WINS Popular Apparel Popular Apparel Levi's America's timeless Lederhosen umiform Sp Sp IE MIOILS 150+ PHC ILS 6 2OIKES KATE UPTOM USA WINS crossing the line (ANY QUESTIONS? SIEABULES IRE E Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Girl "Cat Daddy" skills for the win. However, nothing to slouch about here. Kate Upton Heidi Klum USA WINS Players unite! Let freedom ring! Number of German Players on Team USA (dual citizenship) Number of American Players on German Team Agree? Disagree? What does your USA vs. Germany matchup look like? Tell us! DESIGN& CONQUER batesmeron.com

USA vs. Germany: Our Matchup

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Sure, we may have lost to Germany (and still advanced!), but we dreamed up a tournament where the good 'ol US of A wins every time.

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