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Thoughts from the chair lift

Thoughts from the chair C lift What do people think about on the chairlift? We surveyed 1,678 snowboarders from a Sex lift in South Wiltshire. Does the only single girl in the resort fancy me? Will I manage a sly one off the cuff back at the chalet? Will that rash clear up? These are the results. All questions that run through the minds and groins of lift passengers. Gravity For the novice worries about getting on the lift are shortly replaced by concerns about getting off. One certainty is that it will happen, it's just how. Functions Do I need to go now? Are the copious shots from last night going to make an explosive reappearance? Weaker mem bers of the herd will be worrying about forthcoming injuries to both body and pride. Did that last squeak follow through? If it did, has anyone noticed? Why is there a distinct lack of toilet seats in resort? Squirrels Squirrel attacks are on the increase. This is attributed to increased Munch Breakfast, dinner, brunch, tea, tiffin, elevenses, luncheon etc. social media and nut-based con fectionery. Whatever you want to call it, anything that can be crammed into the piehole. They also tend to be utter wankers, This is a complete work of fiction and bears no relevance to the world whatsoever. [email protected]

Thoughts from the chair lift

shared by mexicanwrestler on Feb 09
A bit of fun created to show what may be the thoughts on the chair lift this season. Not sure why the upload has made it so green though


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