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Stereotypical Sports Fans

Your Typical Sports Fans You either know one or you are one but which sports stereotype are you? Football Fanatic The Face painted with team, or countries, Happy to remove his shirt at any point during the game colours Always got time for a cheeky pukka pie Carrying a flag or scarf, draped around their shoulders Most definitely wearing their teams shirt (but Never afraid to shed a tear if their team loses, this isn't just football never, never, the full kit) Can be heard using the clichéd phrases: «Well, it's a game of two halves" Thinks they can carry a tune but in reality is tone deaf and doesn't sing using words that are common to the English language "Come on ref! Are blind? you (waves spectacles)" Tennis Toff The Obviously they're eating strawberries and cream, washed down with a glass of Champagne Optimistically wearing sunglasses despite the drizzle Keeps a newspaper or lifestyle magazine about them in case rain stops play (again) They're clearly more wealthy than the average sports fan They brought along a cardigan they fully intended never to wear (NOTE: it's casually draped around the shoulder) Constant feeling of dread that Cliff Richard might turn up any moment and start singing American FootieFella The Sporting a giant foam hand on one hand and a giant hot dog in the other Face painted with team, or countries, colours 10 Will undoubtedly chest bump anyone when they team score Drinks from a 1 litre refillable plastic pint cup Always upgrades their fancy dress to the extreme (NOTE: seriously, google "American Foofball Fan" and Secretly hopes that Beyoncé will play the Super Bowl again next year take your pick) The Ice Hockey Hooligan Got into hockey for the violence, most Wears a hockey jersey that is 3 times too big for likely missing a tooth them @£$%^#! Usually has broken shins Wrote an offensive placard especially for the visiting team They always wear their lucky puck necklace, probably engraved with the words "Puck it" Man or woman, this fan's got a mullet Rugged Rugby Fan The No longer flinches at the sound of bones crunching or the sight of blood Frequently shouts inaudible instructions Straight-faced, Spends more time at the bar than by the pitch seriousness when watching the game Used to play rugby themselves, you can tell by their injuries/scars (NOTE: Cauliflower Happy to celebrate if the other team wins ears Gallant Golfer The Course rules mean they have to dress smartly, which is the way they like it Carrying binoculars If you don't have an umbrella do you even like golf? Wearing the latest distance finder tech Laminated lanyard/course map clipped to their trousers Serious facial expression (this is golf you know!) Always licking finger to test wind direction Which one are you? REFERENCES: -loves-lager-meet-the-average-football-fan TM serve NIGHT OR DAY LET'S PLAY

Stereotypical Sports Fans

shared by BoomOnline on Jul 06
The global sports industry is estimated to be worth 1.3 trillion dollars. This makes it one of the biggest industries in the world and you'll find sports fans everywhere. If you pay any attention to s...




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