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The Average TV Pundit's World Cup Thought Process Flowchart

The Average TV Pundit's World Cup Thought Process. Start here! Created for bettingexpert Have you seen this national -No- Yes- team play recently? We all remember Iran in 1998, don't we? @FootballClichés Belgium are definitely your dark horses Bosnia will enjoy every minute Can you pronounce any of their names? Samba stars carry the hopes of a nation Let Spain have the ball and you might not see it again for a while! -No- Messi is yet to do it at a World Cup, for you Italy are traditional slow starters Have they won Yes Yes- anything recently? Yes Have they ever won anything? -No- Duno Perennial underachievers, aren't they? Yes Yes -Non No Have they ever won anything? Are they the Yes hosts? Consistently iconic kits? Do you know which one will turn up? Yes Are they good at penalties? -Not really Do they play in blue? -No Yes- Pale shadow of Euro 2004 winners A tad over-reliant on Ronaldo, for you No Eto'o's international -No Nigeria players in bonuses row No Was it on black and Yes- swansong white TV? Threaten people with "peril" if they "write them off" Yes Russia, now managed by Fabio Capello, of x6 44 48 years of hurt Drogba's international swansong But which France will turn up?! No Are they east Great goal, but you're not sure about Ghana's dancing! Yes course European? Suarez is no stranger to controversy,. is he? The Croatians are very good technically Do you stereotype them as powerful but tactically naive? The Hondurans are aiming to put themselves in the shop window Yes No -No Yes Ecuador aren't herejust to make up the numbers Do they have a talismanic The Mexicans wear their hearts on their sleeves No veteran striker? Are they hip? Or "soccer", as they call it! Yes- -No- No We know all about Chile's Alexis Sanchez of course No- Are they north African? Algeria are a potential banana skin Didn't they beat Scotland once? This Costa Rica side are no mugs, Clive Yes Are they South American? -Yes- Yes So colourful, aren't they, the Colombians? No Are they plucky? Tim Cahill still has a goal * in him - Yes -No- -No, but FIFA says yes Yes Are they Central American? Japan are vulnerable from set-pieces, you just feel Are they from Asia? South Korea work their socks of of course -No Switzerland. Erm... Yes No

The Average TV Pundit's World Cup Thought Process Flowchart

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Are you a TV pundit, unsure of what to make of every team competing at the 2014 World Cup? We unveil Football Cliches' Average TV Pundit's World Cup Thought Process Flowchart.






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