Tweeting On The John

TWEETING ON THE JOHN I NEED SOME PRIVACY, BUT NOT WITHOUT ALL MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS TMI: SOCIALIZING ON THE CRAPPER BATHROOM SOCIAL NETWORKING BY AGE GROUP INFLUENTIA ROUP 18-24 25-34 35-44 BOTH SEXES ARE EQUALLY LIKELY TO USE SOCIAL NETWORKS IN THE BATHROOM WOMEN MEN THE GROWTH OF SOCIAL MEDIA ON MOBILE APPS TIME SPENT ON SOCIAL NETWORKS WOMEN IN wNL 46% MEN AGES 18-24 63% OF THE GROWTH IN OVERALL TIME SPENT USING SOCIAL MEDIA IS DUE TO MOBILE APPS AND MOBILE WEB USAGE AGES 23-34 OF SOCIAL MEDIA USERS SAY THEY USE THEIR SMARTPHONE TO ACCESS SOCIAL MEDIA 10 12 14 16 18 HOURS / MONTH DEVICE USAGE 1698% GROWTH 16% 4946 PINTEREST +191% MOBILE APP CONSUMERS MOST VISITED SOCIAL-NETWORKÍNG SITES THROUGH MOBILE APPS SAY THEY ACCESS SOCIAL MEDIA USING A TABLET +85% MOBILE APP USAGE +82% WEB USAGE 22620 TWITTER 10388 FOURSQUARE 9718 GOOGLE + +37% TIME SPENT ON SOCIAL NETWORKS 30% 0% -4% PC USAGE U.S. USERS 0% OF ALL TIME SPENT ON MOBILE DEVICES IS SPENT ON SOCIAL JULY 2011 JULY 2012 PERCENT GROWTH JULY 2012 DIRTY CELL PHONES | ACCORDING TO A STUDY BY QUEEN MARY, UNIVERSITY OF LONDON THERE IS MORE CONTAMINATION ON A CELL PHONE THAN AT A BOTTOM OF A SHOE, TOILET OR DOORKNOB YOU CAN EASILY KILL THE GERMS WITH AN ANTIBACTERIAL WIPE, OR A COTTON BALL SOAKED IN RUBBING ALCOHOL. EXPERTS SAY YOU SHOULD DO IT EVERY FEW DAYS. 1 in x18 9. SOME MOBILE PHONES HAVE TENS OF THOUSANDS 14 MORE BACTERIA THAN A TOILET FLUSH HANDLE x500 OF GERMS ON EACH SQUARE INCH OF A CELL PHONE THE AMOUNT OF GERMS THAN A TOILET SEAT CELL PHONES HAVE FECAL MATTER ON THEM ma n UP TO A WEEK 30% BACTERIA CAN LIVE ON OF VIRUSES CAN MAKE IT TO YOUR FINGER TIPS JUST BY TOUCHING THE SCREEN OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PHONE. TWITTER'S GOT A ROLL TO PLAY GET SHITTER! "Social media has never been so disposable" THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF YOUR TWITTER FEED ON A WHITE COTTON ROLL OF TOILET PAPER THERE HAVE ALREADY BEEN OVER HOW DOES TWITTER FEEL ABOUT SHITTER? | 1500 TWEETS CONTAINING #SHITTER "omg i'm so ordering [shitter] for the @twitteruk office," - Twitter Uk Office Manager Helen Moyes "IT'S TWO-PLY. KIND OF STANDARD TOILET PAPER THERE, NOTHING FUNKY GOING ON." Shitter Co-creator David Gillespie SO, THERE YOU HAVE IT: NOT ONLY IS SHITTER FUN AND TWITTER APPROVED IT'S ALSO SOFT AND SENSITIVE WHERE IT COUNTS! http://www.getshitter.com/ $35/roll CURRENTLY OUT OF STOCK Sources: PRESENTED BY http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2011/10/14/18825366.html http://blog.nielsen.com/nielsenwire/social/2012/ hitp://www.keepingitkleen.com/for-home/for-home-downloads/your-dirty-cell-phone/ hitp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/twitter-toilet-paper-shitter_n_1386154.html http://www.getshitter.com/ http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/world-crappiest-inventions-gallery-1.41109 www.emergencyplumber.uk.com DEVELOPED BY N NOWSOURCING