What You Didn’t Know About Kim Jong-Il

KIM JONG IL AKA: DEAR LEADER SUPREME LEADER OUR FATHER THE GENERAL GENERALISSIMO CULTURAL FOOTPRINT POP CULTURE FILM COLLECTION 20,000 TOTAL DVDS 31 MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD IN 2010 = 1,000 DVDS OPERAS AUTHORED: MONEY SS SAVED IN EURO BANKS $S S=BILLION KIDNAPPED SHIN SANG-OK & ACTRESS CHE EUN-HUI IN 1978 SPORTS GOLF BOWLING TO HELP HIM LAUNCH THE NK FILM INDUSTRY PERFECT SCORE OARY OFA GRL SIUDEN HOLE-IN-ONES 300 A Kim Jong II (FIRST TIME HE PLAYED) (FIRST TIME HE PLAYED) FILM POLITICAL ACHIEVEMENTS POLITICAL PRISONERS TAKEN -10,000 VITALS & LIFESTYLE **** 1942 FASHION ICON DIES AT 2011 200,000 TOTAL ANNUAL KILLED MILITARY PERSONNEL ( MILLION ) HIS BROTHER BY ACCIDENT Y 69 650,000 600,000 400,000 200,000 50,000 CUSTOMER IN THE WORLD USA 1.4 5 ft 2" No.1 Hennessy AGE SIFFERAMERR 4 INCH LIFTS 1.1 WORLD'S LA NORTH KOREA DEFECATIONS PER DAY MORNING =0 MID DAY =0 EVENING =0 FASHION STYLES: DROWNING ONE Q FIRST VICTIM ( PERSONAL CLAIM) RUMORS (WITH MINOR VARIATIONS OF THE SAME JUMPSUIT) PREFERRED FOOD: 108 LOBSTER VOLUME OF TEARS SHED O MOMENT OF DEATH THREE MILLION wwwww DECIBELS REACHED BY COLLECTIVE WAILING (AIRLIFTED TO HIM DAILY) GALLONS WHEN HIS DEATH V WAS ANNOUNCED MT W TH S SU LOVESOCIAL SOURCES: Forbes, CNN, CIA, Routers, BBC, Hollywood Reporter, Washington Post, PBS, and our imagination. 4 BILLION TOTAL CHINA 2.2 SEST ARMIES SL YON