How Much You Can Trust a Bearded Man?

The Trustworthiness of Beards

Very Trustworthy
Full Beard
The Philosopher
Goatee + Mustache

Mildly Trustworthy
Full Mustache a.k.a. The Wilford Brimley
Cop Mustache a.k.a. The Burt Reynolds
Chin Strap a.k.a. The Abe, The Lincoln

Neutral
Sideburns
Friendly Chops
Chin Tuft + Mustache a.k.a. The Colonel Sanders
Mutton Chops

Questionable
Sans Mustache a.k.a Amish Beard
Curly Mustache a.k.a. The Handlebar
Goatee

Unsavory
The Horseshoe a.k.a. The Hogan
Chin Tuft
Unkempt Beard a.k.a. The Homeless Beard

Threatening
Neck Beard
Soul Patch a.k.a. The Landing Strip
Patchy Beard a.k.a. The Sidney Crosby

Dangerous
Pencil Thin Chin Strap
Werewolf
Pencil Thin Mustache a.k.a. The John Waters, The Joe Jackson

Disastrous
The Hitler