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The Top 50 Mistakes Women Make While Having Sex

THE TOP 50 MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX TheirToys com 1 2. 3 Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being frigid. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your Leaving him respon- sible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snooz- lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. ing and you're all wound up. Z Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That can be uncomfortable after a while. A little snuggling isn't Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 4 unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice. Being selfish in bed. Regardless of 8. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you. the what Cosmo Using Cosmo as a sex bible. I don't know who forces down your throats, sex is NOT just about women. Get over it. comes up with half that tripe, but l'm pretty sure they need counseling. HOLY BIBLE COSMOPOLITAN 10 Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you. Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing. 11 Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He's about to get laid. Be glad he bothered to take his pants all the way off. If it concerns 12 13 Not shaving your legs. If you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor. Allowing your you so much, undress him yourself. crotch to resemble the Amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don't want to go bare. That's fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can't shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, 15 14 trim yourself if you want him to spend Withholding oral sex just because you're ragging. He didn't do it. Unless you want him to withhold oral sex because he's hormonal, I suggest you get Assuming that sex means a relation ship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his h0o-hoo dilly in your cha-cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted. any time down there. some knee pads. 16 Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you're having sex? If you heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like "I stubbed my toe" "I ran up the steps" or "I was putting up drywall." 17 Leaving condoms up to him. If you're sexually active and insist that he uses a condom, I suggest buying a box and keeping it by your bed. Not all men keep them on them, and it's just as much your responsibility as it is his. If you think that makes you a slut, you shouldn't be having sex 18 Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn't be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut. When he calls you a whore and tells you to cum, it's his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop being a sissy. 19 Refusing to be spontaneous. i know this is shocking, but imes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is anyway. Go back to Junior High. 20 21 Dissing quickies because it's not some slow sensual ordeal. Sex is a dynamic thing. There's an awesome raw energy when you only have 20 minutes but having to have someone so bad that you do it half clothed against the wall. Re-adjust your thinking. Being too much of a pussy to tell him what is or isn't acceptable before you start bumping uglies. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt, and you giggle and say NO like it's an invi- tation, don't look surprised when he "accidentally" sticks his cock in your butt. 22 Expecting him to undress you. Women put a bra on almost every day. Getting them off isn't always 24 23 Undressing in the dark. If you're shy, dim the lights, but give the man some- thing to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers, either. Refusing to get on top. There's no reason men should have to easy. Help a brother do all the work. out. 25 Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn't suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move. 26 Expecting him to do all the touching when you're riding him. It's your body, you're used to it. Play with your tits, rub your clit, do something to make his job easier. 27 Being too afraid to guide your partner's hand when he's touching you. Don't like the way he's doing it? Gently take his hand and show him how you like it. 28 Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't. It's your choice to stop, but don't look all surprised when he's confused. You got him naked in your bed, what else did you think was going to happen? 29 Refusing to let him take control. So you are a feminist. Big fucking deal. Letting him call the shots 31 Refusing to take control. It's ok to crawl across a bed to him on for a little while doesn't make all fours, push him down and crawl on top. It's not his respon- sibility to start things all the time. Forgetting that he has a body that likes to be touched, too. Men have things like you any less of one. backs and shoulders and stomachs and other parts that are fun to kiss and touch. 33 32 You miss a lot of good places by concentrating solely on his penis. Leaving him to his own devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who Ignoring his balls. Seriously, they are there. Kiss them, lick them, suck on them, make a relationship with them, just don't ignore gets you most of the way off and then bolts because she doesn't want to deal with the mess. them. 34 Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he tries to titty fuck 35 you. Lighten up, just push them together and enjoy yourself. You get a great view. but you're not going to break, sister. So doing it against the wall gives you a bruise on your shoulder. Look at it later and giggle at the Expecting him to handle you like a porcelain doll. I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, memory. 36 Taking things way too seriously. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters. 37 Refusing to try things in the name of "making love." You're not making anything. You are naked, with another person, making strange faces and weird noises. It doesn't always have to be romanticized. 38 Throwing a 39 40 bitch fit when he asks for a threesome. It's the American dream. One request for a threesome is ok. Every 5 minutes, Continuing a blow job knowing that you have god-awful cotton mouth. Really. Grab a bottle of water. Nails. It's one thing tracing them up and down your not so much. Know the difference. partners back. It's another when you snag the goods with a claw. 42 41 Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Some Bitching when you get jizz on you. You're having sex. That will happen. That's the entire point of sex. Establish where he can and can't jizz and be done with it. Remember, it tightens the pores. thing so he knows he's the best you've had, even if he isn't. Yes! Ah.. Faking orgasms. Just, Don't. By faking (If he believes you) he thinks he's doing everything right. And if he doesn't know it's not working, he's not going to change it. Starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling sex which will eventually be very damaging to his ego. 43 44 Not washing before sex. I know that sex can be spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a little... fishy... perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you. 45 Anything that involves insert- ing anything into his body that he has not specifically approved beforehand. I don't care what Cosmo says, 46 47 Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/ other messy but fun things because you have these rare Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern. They'll wash. some things are simply not pleasant surprises. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really fucking you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with acne cream on 48 Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by is not the way to do it. your nose is not all it's cracked up to be. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy." Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "forget it" and rolling over are not ok. 49 50 Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means." Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order. TheirToys Helping You Live Your Sex Life Out Lond! Based on an archived 4chan.org thread 30

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