You've lost that shaving feeling

Vor've lort that akavina teclkina. #1 - You only shave from the knee down All your workwear is knee length anyway so what's the point of wasting the time to shave above the knee. #2 - You shave less in winter “for warmth" Why admit you have leg warmers, when you can grOw your own. Saves energy too. #3 - You only own black pantyhose At least it covers a little of the stubble unlike those evil flesh coloured ones. #4 - All of which are opaque Suddenly the gauge is super important. #5 - You can't stay anywhere there isn't a bath over the shower in case you do have to shave You've already given up trying to paint your toenails, shaving your legs is the same stretch point, you need that bathtub height to reach the ankle. While you're at it, let's admit you prefer showers with reachable heads too, at least then you dont have to move your leg9 to get the excess hair off. #6 - You rarely wear anything but maxi length If you can go without shaving, then you do. Maxis were invented for women who couldn't be bothered shaving everyday. #7 - Except when you can wear boots The only time you can get away with 34 or capri pants is with a boot. #8 - You own a lot of boots Even when it is 40+ degrees, you're known to rock a set of boots. #9 - It takes 1 razor per leg when you shave So maybe you leave it a bit longer than you used to. You're helping the economy by the fact you buy more razors. #10 - Your nickname is sasquatch Okay, so maybe you do need to shave a little more if the boyfriend/hubby is breaking out that nickname. Especially if in winter, hes cuddling up to your legs for warmth. @LyssaCelestria