What's The ROI Of Your Mom?

Flowtown. ROI MOM? WHAT'S THE OF YOUR From a good night kiss to being your biggest supporter, it sometimes feels like your mom can do anything. But what is the true value of your mother? Here we examine the ROI of your MOM. NIGHTLY TUCK ULTIMATE COOK DUTIES INCLUDE: DUTIES INCLUDE: A good night tuck, two to three bedtime stories and the optional warm milk with Preparing tofu steaks when her offspring decides to become a vegetarian, then a pescatarian, then a vegan. a sprinkling of nutmeg. ACTUAL COST: Tofu: $3 Labor: $0 ACTUAL COST: ROI: ROI: A good meal in line with your ever-changing nutritional preferences $0 40% decrease in nightmares (not including hours spent removing tofu) smell) SUPER MOM COSTUME MAKER ACTUAL COST: ROI: CHAUFFEUR PRICELESS IMMEASURABLE NURSE MAID DUTIES INCLUDE: DUTIES INCLUDE: Sewing and assembling a slew of Halloween costumes involving Marvel comic heroes ( with functional claws). Hauling all children to and from sporting, theatrical, shopping, drive-thru meal and party events. ACTUAL COST: ROI: ACTUAL COST: ROI: Gas: $50 Labor: $0 DUTIES INCLUDE: Material: $9O Labor: $0 Always the winner of the Coolest Costume at School Award Personal chauffeur Temperature-measuring, booger-wiping, Advil-administering and tonsil-checking. (not including Advil needed for children's choice of music.) ACTUAL COST: ROI: Labor: $0 20% decrease (figure does not include the in length of eventual cold transmitted from the patient) colds LATE NIGHT PATROL VIP EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH DUTIES INCLUDE: DUTIES INCLUDE: LEMONADE Waiting up 'til two or three AM for curfew-breaking children to arrive home. Sitting front row for the inaugural performance of all bands, high school plays, and any other performance event. ACTUAL COST: ROI: ACTUAL COST: Labor: $0 (does not include future be at least one hearing aid needed) ROI: $-100 from late night QVC purchases while waiting Labor: $0 DUTIES INCLUDE: There will always Supporting and possibly participating in almost all entrepreneurial endeavours her offspring may embark upon. fan in the crowd ACTUAL COST: ROI: Labor: $0 Your first investor, employee and customer