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The 'Mo-Ment' by Cromwell and Cruthers

CROMWELL CRUTHERS Most popular MO-NICKERS ARE PROUD TO PRESENT THE Cookie Duster Muzzy MO-MENT Flavor Saver LipGarden Snot Mop Face Furniture Lip Hat IF YOU'VE PARTICIPATED IN MO-VEMBER YOU KNOW ALL ABOUT IT. IF IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME, TRUST US, YOU'RE GONNA BE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE MO-MENT - THE GLORIOUS MOMENT ON DECEMBER 1S7 WHEN YOU KISS YOUR FURRY LITTLE FRIEND GOODBYE. Mouth Merkin Lip Toupée Molestache Pubestache Dirt Squirrel Mouser AFTER WEEKS OF SNUGGLING UP TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S COLD SHOULDER AND WATCHING MOTHERS DRAG THEIR CHILDREN TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET, ITS THE TIME TO BRING FREEDOM TO YOUR FACE, AND, WHEN "THE MO-MENT" ARRIVES, YOU CAN COUNT ON CROMWELL & CRUTHERS TO GIVE YOU THAT EASY-TO-SEE, SUPER SEXY Whiskers Smoke Filter SMOOTH SHAVE THAT FOAM CAN ONLY FANTASIZE ABOUT, SO MO-BROS STAY STRONG, SOLDIER ON AND KEEP ON LIVING FOR "THE MO-MENT". What's your Mo-mentum? Rate your Stache PRICE FLUCTUATION DUE LARGELY TO SEVERE OVERSUPPLY ISSUES Is that a 'stache or a rash? Still got nothing on your sister. You'd be the king.. Il you were in grade 8. MOUSTACHE RIDE INFLATION INDEX CHART Your 5 o'clock shadow Just struck midnight. Moms are crossing the street to avold you. Kiss your lips goodbye. II Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck had a son, he'd have your 'stache. 1910 1920 1930 1940 1950 1960 1970 1980 1990 2000 2012 * BAD ASSES WITH 'STACHES* RON BURGUNDY 66 I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. 29 BURT REYNOLDS 66 Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done. 9 HULK HOGAN 6 Watcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on YOU? 99 SALVADOR DALI 6I don't do drugs. I am drugs. 99 FREDDY MERCURY 6I won't be a rock star. I will be a legend. ) GLOBAL STACHE DENSITY Look great. Feel even better. You do your part for the environment but what about your face? Now you can make a difference with every shave. Cromwell & Cruthers features: THE FUMANCHU 64% 100% ALL-NATURAL INGREDIENTS WITH NO HARMFUL CHEMICALS. FULLY BIODEGRADABLE FORMULA BREAKS DOWN NATURALLY. THE HANDLEBAR 80% 100 SHAVES PER BOTTLES THAT'S JUST 6C PER SHAVE! SMALL SIZE MEANS LESS PACKAGING AND REDUCED ENERGY CONSUMPTION. THE PENCIL 35% CROMWELL CRUTHERS BOTTLE AND CAP ARE 100% RECYCLABLE. Fluile CARTON IS MADE FROM RECYCLED MATERIALS, . THE LAMPSHADE Shaving 76% THE WALRUS 11% Available at Shoppers Drugmart designed by ESoup Strainer Face Fungus

The 'Mo-Ment' by Cromwell and Cruthers

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Movember is a cluttered space – with many brands vying to get noticed, the result is some truly creative mustache-related work being produced by agencies around the world. This year The BrainStorm G...


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