Inside the Mind of Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange

THE BRAIN OF JULIAN ASSANGE A MASS OF FAT, FOR THE MASSES A COLUMN FIVE * PUBLICATION VISUAL NEWS SAVIOR CEREBELLUM TRANSPARENCY-SEEKING STEM BURIED DEEP IN ASSANGE'S BRAIN IS THE DESIRE TO SAVE THE POWERED BY A LOVE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS FOR GOVERNMENT AND CORPORATE TRANSPARENCY, THE TRANSPARENCY-SEEKING BRAIN STEM HELPS ASSANGE MASSES FROM THE EVIL POWERS THAT BE, THOSE AGENCIES WHO TEETER ON THE BRINK OF HUMAN "PROTECTION" AND A TOTAL PROVIDE THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD WITH THE UNADULTERATED AND OFTEN DISREGARD OF HUMANITY. SCATHING TRUTH - THE THINGS WE ALL WANTED TO KNOW BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK. PUNK ROCK PROGENITOR REVOLUTIONARY OBLONGATA WHETHER HE'S AN ANARCHIST, ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT, CAPITALIST OR FULL-BLOWN NIHILIST, ASSANGE GOES A REVOLUTION OCCURS WHEN PEOPLE DISCOVER THE DARK AND DISDAINFUL TRUTH ABOUT THOSE WHO GOVERN THEM, AGAINST THE GRAIN. HE WOULD PROBABLY BE WEARING A AND DECIDE THAT THEY'RE DOING SUCH A POOR JOB THAT GREEN MOHAWK RIGHT NOW IF PEOPLE WOULD STILL TAKE HIM OUSTING THEM FROM THEIR IVORY TOWERS IS THE MOST SERIOUSLY. LOGICAL OPTION. SOMETHING TELLS US THAT MAJOR REFORM VIA REVOLUTION WOULD MAKE ASSANGE A HAPPY MAN. • EVIL/GOOD GENIUS MEDULLA DEATH WISH SYNAPSE THE MISFIRING OF THE SYNAPSES ALLOWS HOWEVER YOU PARSE IT, ASSANGE IS SMART, ASSANGE TO DISREGARD THE INHERENT DANGERS MAYBE BRILLIANT, PROBABLY GENIUS, BUT (ASSASSINATION, HEADHUNTERS, TAR AND FEATHERING) THAT MUST BE CONFRONTED WHEN DECIPHERING WHETHER OR NOT HIS ACTIONS WILL PROVE TO BE AN ADVANTAGEOUS THING DIGGING DEEP FOR THE TRUTH IN DANGEROUS SOIL FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS NO EASY FEAT. THAT HAS NEVER BEFORE BEEN WEEDED. IS HE EVIL, OR GO0D? TIME WILL TELL. CLINTON CONFIDENTIAL · DISSENTER CORRESPONDENCE DISSEMINATOR HILLARY CLINTON AND OTHERS LIKE HER FALL VICTIM TO THIS CORNER OF ASSANGE'S BRAIN. IT THIS PORTION OF THE BRAIN PROVIDES PROVIDES HIM WITH AN ALMOST ASSANGE WITH AN AUTOMATIC AND DEVILISH INTUITION ABOUT WHO NECESSARY DESIRE TO SHOWER THE HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE. WELL WORLD WITH CORRESPONDENCE, CONVERSATIONS, VIDEOS, AND HE'S GOT HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM, CAUSE WE ALL HAVE STATISTICS THAT WERE MEANT TO SOMETHING WE'RE TRYING TO REMAIN ON THE HUSH-HUSH. KEEP UNDERWRAPS. IMAGE SOURCE: GUARDIAN.CO.UK