Do You Know what this says?

Do You Know what this says? DDF NS DWM ISO DDF NS SWF or DWF for LTR. WTR! Seeks F2F first. BBW welcome. Here are Gregg's MUST KNOW online acronyms with 12 bonus phrases you need to know! "Verbs" Habits WLTM = 420 = WTR = Willing ISO = In Search Of DDF = Drug & NS = Would Like To Marijuana To Relocate Disease Free Non Smoker Meet Smoker Characteristics (variations for W (white): H=Hispanic; B=Black; A=Asian; J=Jewish; C=Christian, etc.) DWM = MWM = BHM = Big SWM = Single White Male Divorced Married Handsome Man White Male White Male (overweight) DWF = MWF = BBW = Big SWF = Single Divorced Married Beautiful Woman White Female White Female White Female (overweight) Looking for... BDSM = Bondage M4M = Male 4 Male (gay man) M4W = Man 4 BİWM = TGWM = Domination Sadism & Bi(sexual) White Male Woman Transgender (straight) White Man Masochism F4F = Female W4M = BİWF = TGWF= D/s = Dominant & Bi(sexual) White Female 4 Female Woman 4 Transgender submissive |(lesbian) Man (straight) White Female LTR = Long LDR = Long Baggage = Ex or kids still in the picture FWB = Friends Term Distance With Benefits SO = Significant Other Relationship Relationship (sex only) Phrases to Avoid (saying and accepting invitations from) Open-minded = probably into drugs, kinky sex or both No games/ looking for a real man/ are there any good guys left = lI'm a bitter female Not looking for a hookup = l'm a former slut (really! This is how guys read this!) A few extra pounds/ voluptuous = overweight Girly-girl = high maintenance (that is how every man will interpret this!) Tired of the bar scene = possible former slut Separated = divorce or separation is not completed, which means I have no business in an online dating scene I get bored easily/ can you keep up? Means you're a royal pain in the neck 40ish = 48 or 49 – just be honest and tell your age Just looking = not really looking for a serious relationship and you are wasting your time with me • I have mostly guy friends = I don't get along with other women, which will be an issue if you ever want to introduce me to your women friends • Must love [insert noun here] = I haven't met you yet, but here are my demands If you're a SWF ISO a SO for a LTR, or just seeking a NS to be FWB with, be sure he's DDF before you meet F2F! Got it?