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Cell Phones Are Serial Killers

CELL PHONES SERIAL KILLERS are WHAT GADGETS HAVE THEY MAIMED, MANGLED AND MURDERED? CELLS PHONES MAY SEEM LOVABLE BUT DON'T BE DECEIVED. THEY TELL YOU THE TIME, PLAY YOU MUSIC AND GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS WHEN YOU'RE LOST BUT THAT'S JUST THEIR PUBLIC FACE. LIKE ANY OTHER PSYCHOPATH, THEY HAVE YOU FOOLED. DEEP DOWN THEY ARE REALLY SADISTIC KILLERS - SMOTHERING ALARM CLOCKS IN THEIR SLEEP AND MAKING SURE GPS SYSTEMS ARE NEVER FOUND AGAIN. THE VICTIM LIST WHAT BODIES ARE BURIED WHERE AND WHEN? ALARM CLOCK 61% OF SMARTPHONE USERS SAY THEIR PHONE HAS REPLACED THEIR ALARM CLOCK. WATCH SMARTWATCH SHIPMENTS ECLIPSED SWISS WATCH SHIPMENTS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN Q4 2015 - 81 MILLION SMARTWATCHES Vs 79 MILLION SWISS WATCHES. FITNESS TRACKERS SMARTPHONES HAVE BEEN PROVEN TO BE JUST AS ACCURATE FOR 00 COUNTING STEPS AS DEDICATED TRACKERS. 58% OF SMARTPHONE USERS HAVE DOWNLOADED AT LEAST ONE FITNESS APP SUCH AS RUNKEEPER OR STRAVA. MP3 PLAYERS FROM 2011 TO 2012 MP3 SALES FELL BY 22%. OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS, SPOTIFY AND CHEAP DATA PLANS HAVE ACTED AS ACCOMPLICES. POINT AND SHOOT CAMERA FIXED-LENS CAMERA PRODUCTION FELL FROM A HIGH OF 109M IN 2010 TO 74M IN 2012 PEOPLE USED THEIR SMARTPHONES FOR ON-THE-GO PHOTOS MORE THAN S0% oOF THE TIME AS FAR BACK AS 201N. CAMCORDER SALES FELL FROM E354 MILLION IN 2006 TO E279 MILULION IN 2011 GPS AND PAPER MAPS IN 2007 SAT. NAV. COMPANY TOMTOM HAD REVENUES OF €634M, THIS FELL TO €213M IN 2009. GOOGLE MAPS HAS 1 BILLION MONTHLY USERS. PAY PHONES/ LANDLINE PHONES FROM 2000 PAY PHONES 15 YEARS AGO, THERE ARE ONLY 100 LEFT IN HONG KONG. 41% OF HOMES NO LONGER HAVE A LANDLINE PHONE. NEWSPAPERS SMARTPHONES HAVE REPLACED NEWSPAPERS AS CHOICE OF READING MATERIAL FOR MEN IN THE TOILET. GAMEBOYS KILLED BY MOBILE GAMING - IN 2013, MOBILE GAMING REVENUES WERE MORE THAN 3 TIMES THAT OF DEDICATED HANDHELD CONSOLES. FLASHLIGHTS KILLED BY THE CAMERA'S FLASH BEING USED AS A TORCH. ADDRESS ВОOK KILLED BY THE CONTACT BOOK. PERSONAL VIDEO PLAYERS/ PORTABLE TV NO MORE FIDDLING WITH THE ARIEL WHEN YOU CAN JUST STREAM ONLINE. VOICE RECORDERS / DICTAPHONE PLAY PRETEND SHERLOCK HOLMES WITH THE BUILT-IN VOICE RECORDER. CALCULATOR ADD THINGS UP ON YOUR PHONE. NOTEPAD SCRIBBLE DOWN YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE BUILT-IN NOTEBOOK. PHOTO ALBUM KEEP YOUR MEMENTOS IN THE CLOUD. THERMOSTAT YOUR PHONE CALL TELL YOU IF IT IS THE WEATHER SENDING THAT SH DOWN YOL INE. DUMB PHONES SMART PHONES ALSO CANNIBALIZED PHONES SUCH AS THE NOKIA 3210. THE FORGOTTEN VICTIMS WHAT POOR INNOCENT SOULS HAS THE SMARTPHONE BUTCHERED? BEES CELL PHONES PLACED NEARA BEEHIVE STOP WORKER BEES FROM RETURNING HOME MEANING THAT WHOLE HIVE SUFFERS. of BIRDS ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION (EMR) EMITTED BY CELL PHONE MASTS HAS THE SAME EFFECT AS MICROWAVING EGGS. SPERM EMR FROM MOBILE PHONES NEGATIVELY AFFECTED SEMEN QUALITY AFFECTING A MAN'S ABILITY TO CONCEIVE WITH A PARTNER. VILLAIN OR VIGILANTE? IS THE CELLPHONE EVIL OR CONDUCTING A NECESSARY PURGE? THE CELLPHONE MAY HAVE DONE SOME TERRIBLE THINGS BUT WE CAN FORGIVE IT. IT TRULY IS REMARKABLE THAT ONE DEVICE THAT FITS IN YOUR POCKET HAS REPLACED ALL OF THESE ITEMS. SAVING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND HOURS OF TIME ON EACH OF THESE PRODUCTS. MAYBE THE SMARTPHONE IS THE HERO WE REALLY NEED. SOURCES: mobile text alerts https://www.hitsearchlimited.com/blog/news/9993691/ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/15/technology/15iht-navigate.html http://nypost.com/2016/03/31/smartphones-are-killing-the-watch-industry/ http://www.pewinternet.org/2015/10/29/technology-device-ownership-2015/ http://www.gpsbusinessnews.com/Google-Maps-1-Billion-Monthly-Users_a4964.html http://digitalradioinsider.blogspot.com/2013/09/radio-in-smartphones-will-kill-dab.html http://resourcemagonline.com/2014/09/will-smartphones-replace-digital-cameras/42104/ https://gigaom.com/2015/02/11/study-says-dont-buy-a-fitness-tracker-just-use-your-phone/ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/news/9741910/Smartphones-wipe-out-sales-of-MP3-players.html http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/06/06/reviewed-smartphones-replace-point-and-shoots/2373375/ http://www.reviewjournal.com/business/technology/paper-maps-still-have-appeal-despite-spread-phone-apps-gps-devices http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2105843/Smartphones-replace-newspapers-choice-reading-material--men-toilet.html http://www.techradar.com/news/phone-and-communications/mobile-phones/are-mobile-phoneskilling-off-the-alarm-clock-629655 http://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/education-community/article/1897705/hong-kongs-payphones-are-dying-out-still-hanging http://www.mintel.com/press-centre/technology-press-centre/sales-of-digital-cameras-decline-as-consumers-snap-up-smartphones http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/video-games/10606986/Smartphones-overtake-handheld-consoles-as-gaming-platform-of-choice.html http://zeendo.com/info/where-do-people-use-their-smartphones/http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/killer-apps-cell-phones-replace-clocks-c alendars-article-1.1190416 O ) 通

Cell Phones Are Serial Killers

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Cell Phones Are Serial Killers, what gadgets have they maimed, mangled and murdered?

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