
Zombie Outbreak
ATTENTION THE FOLLOWING BE CAUTIOUS OF WEAPONS THE LIVING DEAD HAVE BEEN PROVEN ASSAULT ТО ВE QUITE RIFLES USED IN EFFECTIVE HANDGUNS USED IN 85% 90% OF BLUNT TRAUMA USED IN ALL ZOMBIE 45% OF ALL OUTBREAKS OUTBREAKS WEAPONS OF HONORABLE OF ALL OUTBREAKS BLADED WEAPONS MENTION CHAINSAW FIRE AND VEHICLES USED IN 20% OF ALL OUTBREAKS SHOTGUNS USED IN 75% OF ALL OUTBREAKS RECORDED ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1968| 1985 2009 1978| DAWN OF THE DEAD 2002| 28 DAYS LATER A 1990 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD DAY OF THE NIGHT OF THE 2OMBIELAND DEAD LIVING DEAD REMAKE: 75 10 1981 THE EVIL IDEAD 2004 SHAUN OF THE IDEAD 1993 ARMY OF DARKNESS CAUSE OF ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1OP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK AS INSTRUCTED BY MAX BROOKS 1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. 2. THEY FEEL NO FEAR, WHY SHOULD YOU? 3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF THEIRS. 4. BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING. 5. IDEAL PROTECTION = TIGHT CLOTHES, SHORT HAIR. 6. GET UP THE STAIRCASE, THEN DESTRÓY IT. 7. GET OUT OF THE CAR, GET ONTO THE BIKE. 8. KEEP MOVING, KEEP LOW, KEEP QUIET, KEEP ALERT. CURSE15% VIRUSI 120% UNKNOWNI 75% 9. NO PLACE IS SAFE, ONLY SAFER. 10. THE ZOMBIE MAY BE GONE, BUT THE THREAT LIVES ON. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN PROVIDED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FOR THE SAFETY AND PROTECTION OF ANY REMAINING SURVIORS WHO CONTINUE TO FIGHT IN THE LONG STANDING WAR AGAINST THE UNDEAD. ATTENTION THE FOLLOWING BE CAUTIOUS OF WEAPONS THE LIVING DEAD HAVE BEEN PROVEN ASSAULT ТО ВE QUITE RIFLES USED IN EFFECTIVE HANDGUNS USED IN 85% 90% OF BLUNT TRAUMA USED IN ALL ZOMBIE 45% OF ALL OUTBREAKS OUTBREAKS WEAPONS OF HONORABLE OF ALL OUTBREAKS BLADED WEAPONS MENTION CHAINSAW FIRE AND VEHICLES USED IN 20% OF ALL OUTBREAKS SHOTGUNS USED IN 75% OF ALL OUTBREAKS RECORDED ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1968| 1985 2009 1978| DAWN OF THE DEAD 2002| 28 DAYS LATER A 1990 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD DAY OF THE NIGHT OF THE 2OMBIELAND DEAD LIVING DEAD REMAKE: 75 10 1981 THE EVIL IDEAD 2004 SHAUN OF THE IDEAD 1993 ARMY OF DARKNESS CAUSE OF ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1OP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK AS INSTRUCTED BY MAX BROOKS 1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. 2. THEY FEEL NO FEAR, WHY SHOULD YOU? 3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF THEIRS. 4. BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING. 5. IDEAL PROTECTION = TIGHT CLOTHES, SHORT HAIR. 6. GET UP THE STAIRCASE, THEN DESTRÓY IT. 7. GET OUT OF THE CAR, GET ONTO THE BIKE. 8. KEEP MOVING, KEEP LOW, KEEP QUIET, KEEP ALERT. CURSE15% VIRUSI 120% UNKNOWNI 75% 9. NO PLACE IS SAFE, ONLY SAFER. 10. THE ZOMBIE MAY BE GONE, BUT THE THREAT LIVES ON. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN PROVIDED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FOR THE SAFETY AND PROTECTION OF ANY REMAINING SURVIORS WHO CONTINUE TO FIGHT IN THE LONG STANDING WAR AGAINST THE UNDEAD. ATTENTION THE FOLLOWING BE CAUTIOUS OF WEAPONS THE LIVING DEAD HAVE BEEN PROVEN ASSAULT ТО ВE QUITE RIFLES USED IN EFFECTIVE HANDGUNS USED IN 85% 90% OF BLUNT TRAUMA USED IN ALL ZOMBIE 45% OF ALL OUTBREAKS OUTBREAKS WEAPONS OF HONORABLE OF ALL OUTBREAKS BLADED WEAPONS MENTION CHAINSAW FIRE AND VEHICLES USED IN 20% OF ALL OUTBREAKS SHOTGUNS USED IN 75% OF ALL OUTBREAKS RECORDED ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1968| 1985 2009 1978| DAWN OF THE DEAD 2002| 28 DAYS LATER A 1990 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD DAY OF THE NIGHT OF THE 2OMBIELAND DEAD LIVING DEAD REMAKE: 75 10 1981 THE EVIL IDEAD 2004 SHAUN OF THE IDEAD 1993 ARMY OF DARKNESS CAUSE OF ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1OP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK AS INSTRUCTED BY MAX BROOKS 1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. 2. THEY FEEL NO FEAR, WHY SHOULD YOU? 3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF THEIRS. 4. BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING. 5. IDEAL PROTECTION = TIGHT CLOTHES, SHORT HAIR. 6. GET UP THE STAIRCASE, THEN DESTRÓY IT. 7. GET OUT OF THE CAR, GET ONTO THE BIKE. 8. KEEP MOVING, KEEP LOW, KEEP QUIET, KEEP ALERT. CURSE15% VIRUSI 120% UNKNOWNI 75% 9. NO PLACE IS SAFE, ONLY SAFER. 10. THE ZOMBIE MAY BE GONE, BUT THE THREAT LIVES ON. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN PROVIDED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FOR THE SAFETY AND PROTECTION OF ANY REMAINING SURVIORS WHO CONTINUE TO FIGHT IN THE LONG STANDING WAR AGAINST THE UNDEAD. ATTENTION THE FOLLOWING BE CAUTIOUS OF WEAPONS THE LIVING DEAD HAVE BEEN PROVEN ASSAULT ТО ВE QUITE RIFLES USED IN EFFECTIVE HANDGUNS USED IN 85% 90% OF BLUNT TRAUMA USED IN ALL ZOMBIE 45% OF ALL OUTBREAKS OUTBREAKS WEAPONS OF HONORABLE OF ALL OUTBREAKS BLADED WEAPONS MENTION CHAINSAW FIRE AND VEHICLES USED IN 20% OF ALL OUTBREAKS SHOTGUNS USED IN 75% OF ALL OUTBREAKS RECORDED ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1968| 1985 2009 1978| DAWN OF THE DEAD 2002| 28 DAYS LATER A 1990 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD DAY OF THE NIGHT OF THE 2OMBIELAND DEAD LIVING DEAD REMAKE: 75 10 1981 THE EVIL IDEAD 2004 SHAUN OF THE IDEAD 1993 ARMY OF DARKNESS CAUSE OF ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1OP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK AS INSTRUCTED BY MAX BROOKS 1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. 2. THEY FEEL NO FEAR, WHY SHOULD YOU? 3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF THEIRS. 4. BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING. 5. IDEAL PROTECTION = TIGHT CLOTHES, SHORT HAIR. 6. GET UP THE STAIRCASE, THEN DESTRÓY IT. 7. GET OUT OF THE CAR, GET ONTO THE BIKE. 8. KEEP MOVING, KEEP LOW, KEEP QUIET, KEEP ALERT. CURSE15% VIRUSI 120% UNKNOWNI 75% 9. NO PLACE IS SAFE, ONLY SAFER. 10. THE ZOMBIE MAY BE GONE, BUT THE THREAT LIVES ON. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN PROVIDED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FOR THE SAFETY AND PROTECTION OF ANY REMAINING SURVIORS WHO CONTINUE TO FIGHT IN THE LONG STANDING WAR AGAINST THE UNDEAD. ATTENTION THE FOLLOWING BE CAUTIOUS OF WEAPONS THE LIVING DEAD HAVE BEEN PROVEN ASSAULT ТО ВE QUITE RIFLES USED IN EFFECTIVE HANDGUNS USED IN 85% 90% OF BLUNT TRAUMA USED IN ALL ZOMBIE 45% OF ALL OUTBREAKS OUTBREAKS WEAPONS OF HONORABLE OF ALL OUTBREAKS BLADED WEAPONS MENTION CHAINSAW FIRE AND VEHICLES USED IN 20% OF ALL OUTBREAKS SHOTGUNS USED IN 75% OF ALL OUTBREAKS RECORDED ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1968| 1985 2009 1978| DAWN OF THE DEAD 2002| 28 DAYS LATER A 1990 NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD DAY OF THE NIGHT OF THE 2OMBIELAND DEAD LIVING DEAD REMAKE: 75 10 1981 THE EVIL IDEAD 2004 SHAUN OF THE IDEAD 1993 ARMY OF DARKNESS CAUSE OF ZOMBIE OUTBREAKS 1OP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK AS INSTRUCTED BY MAX BROOKS 1. ORGANIZE BEFORE THEY RISE. 2. THEY FEEL NO FEAR, WHY SHOULD YOU? 3. USE YOUR HEAD: CUT OFF THEIRS. 4. BLADES DON'T NEED RELOADING. 5. IDEAL PROTECTION = TIGHT CLOTHES, SHORT HAIR. 6. GET UP THE STAIRCASE, THEN DESTRÓY IT. 7. GET OUT OF THE CAR, GET ONTO THE BIKE. 8. KEEP MOVING, KEEP LOW, KEEP QUIET, KEEP ALERT. CURSE15% VIRUSI 120% UNKNOWNI 75% 9. NO PLACE IS SAFE, ONLY SAFER. 10. THE ZOMBIE MAY BE GONE, BUT THE THREAT LIVES ON. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN PROVIDED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT FOR THE SAFETY AND PROTECTION OF ANY REMAINING SURVIORS WHO CONTINUE TO FIGHT IN THE LONG STANDING WAR AGAINST THE UNDEAD.
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