
What Your Coffee Says About You
WHAT YOUR COFFEE SAYS ABOUT YOU
ESPRESSO
You're friendly and
adaptive. You actually
like the taste of coffee,
a rare but admirable trait.
DOUBLE ESPRESSO
You're practical and hard-
working. You like knowing
that one shot just doesn't
do it you anymore.
TRIPLE ESPRESSO
You're enthusiastic but
obsessive. You've been
awake since the late 90's
MOCHA
You're fun-loving and creative.
You hate the taste of coffee,
but you need the pick-me-up,
so you improve.
LATTE
You're reflective but
often indecisive. In a
world of unknown, you
like the safe pick.
CAPPUCCINO
You're warm-hearted but
oblivious at times. You
friends have to remind you
to wipe the foam off your lip.
MACCHIATO
You're traditional and
reserved, but for the
most part, you hate
foam mustaches.
ICED COFFEE
You're assertive and outspoken
You don't let seasons dictate
how you live your life. Also
you like straws.
AMERICANO
You're calm and conscientious.
You enjoy the simple things in life,
like picnics in the park, birds
chirping and watery coffee.
FRAPPUCCINO
You're happy and energetic.
You claim to love coffee, but
really, you just love ice cream.
COFFEE-TO-GO
You're serious and focused.
You believe when the going
gets tough, the tough get
cardboard sleeves because
the cups too hot.
EXPRESSO
You're clever, annoying, or both.
You knowingly or unknowingly
mispronounce eSpresso. Either
way, I hate you. WHAT YOUR COFFEE SAYS ABOUT YOU ESPRESSO DOUBLE ESPRESSO You're friendly and adaptive. You actually like the taste of coffee, a rare but admirable trait. You're practical and hard- working. You like knowing that one shot just doesn't do it for you anymore. TRIPLE ESPRESSO МОСНА You're enthuUsiastic but You're fun-loving and creative. You hate the taste of coffee, but you need the pick-me-up, so you improvise. obsessive. You've been awake since the late 90's. LATTE CAPPUCCINO You're reflective but You're warm-hearted but often indecisive. In a world of unknowns, you like the safe pick. oblivious at times. Your friends have to remind you to wipe the foam off your lip. MACCHIATO ICED COFFEE You're assertive and outspoken. You don't let seasons dictate how you live your life. Also, you like straws. You're traditional and reserved, but for the most part, you hate foam mustaches. AMERICANO FRAPPUCCINO You're calm and conscientious. You enjoy the simple things in life, like picnics in the park, birds chirping, and watery coffee. You're happy and energetic. You claim to love coffee, but really, you just love ice cream. COFFEE-TO-GO EXPRESSO You're serious and focused. You believe when the going gets tough, the tough get cardboard sleeves because You're clever, annoying, or both. You knowingly or unknowingly mispronounce eSpresso. Either way, I hate yoU. the cups too hot. DOGHOUSEDIARIES
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