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What does your bike say about you?

What your Bike says about you? You've got a case of PBR in your courier bag You know more than one card trick, can juggle, and weigh less than 150 pounds You're a laid back vegetarian who listens to chillwave You drive a truck and drink a lot of Mountain Dew You ride your bike on the sidewalk Your other bike is a Harley HUFFY CНОPPER You're TANDEM co-dependent RECUMBENT POCKET BIKE MOUNTAIN BIKE You're not concerned with speed You're working some sort of reverse-machismo You made a New Year's resolution to be more outdoorsy You've got the Segway mentality, but don't want to get your ass kicked You spend most of your time on Lifehacker's website You pity the rest of us, you're having an affair, and you're probably a jackass What does your motorcycle say about you? I really do understand the stock market My wife is having an affair with her tennis coach All my left shoes are made of steel, and all my motorcycle boots have laces Honda ST1100 Ducati 916 SPS monoposto If I had this bike instead of a Cushman Eagle when I lived at the fraternity house in 1965, I might now be married to a former cheerleader named Harley-Davidson XR1000 My other bike is a van Veronica The sound system on my bike is permanently tuned to Public Radio, but when I play it too loud I can't hear the cell phone Yamaha TZ250 1967 Triumph T120 Bonneville My mother was an Episcopalian Brough Superior SS100 If I'd wanted a Harley, I'd have bought a Harley. But I didn't, and I didn't BMW R1100RT My 1965 short-wheelbase Land Rover is waiting for parts My mom is knitting me a warmer scarf My Yugo is waiting for parts for going to India Enfield Bullet class Moto Guzzi Eldorado Ural Tourist Honda Elite 80 My wife is spending exactly $37,000 on our kitchen, just as soon as she can find a Sometimes I misspell the word "eccentric" on purpose, just to be different My hair is not actually on fire, it's just a figure of speech Desmo Shcmezmo: I just wanna ride Ducatis are all very well, but I don't find them quite Italian enough contractor Moto Guzzi Centauro Yamaha R1 MV Agusta F4 Oro Bimota DB3 Mantra Suzuki TL100OR Sources:| FIXIE UNICYCLE CRUISER вмх ELECTRIC BIKE ТОМАНАWК OPTIBIKE

What does your bike say about you?

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