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The Truth About Christmas

After some extensive research here's. THE TRUTH ABOUT CHRISTMAS* *Accuracy of figures entirely incorrect at time of going to print Dogs just for Christmas, 1:6 not for life Odds of surviving in Albert Square 87% FIDO XXXXXX xxxxxx Batteries needed Yellow Don't eat Snow Batteries included XXXXXXXXXX Percentage of Santa beards that are real 7% Mince pies you can eat before you're sick of the sight of them XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (xxxxxx xxxxxxx Time it takes to cook Christmas dinner Time it takes to eat it 5hrs 5) mins XXXX (XXXXX Worst prediction from the From cheers to tears FORTUNE TELLER Td forgotten how nice this is" FISH "We should get this moré often" You'll die alone "It's like chocolate milkshake". BAILEYS "I feel sick" (Left in the fridge until March) XXXXXXX oxxxxxx XXXX Top 3 straight-to-landfill cracker prizes XXXXXXX XX Number of unwanted pregnancies from the office party Causes for festive house fires Flambé fail %3D Fireplace fiasco Faulty fairy lights xxx Number of times you'll hear: 1,456,876 120 Slade - Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas? Merry Xmas Everybody 160 Shakin' Stevens 400 Merry Christmas Everyone Wham! - Last Christmas 876 630 Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday The Pogues Fairytale Of New York XXXXXXX> Average lifespan of a real Christmas tree The cost of Christmas Cards for estranged relatives Metre-long Toblerone ££ Secret Santa gift for despised colleague £££ Ironic' Christmas jumper ££££ Food to feed extended family 33333 Electricity bill for excessive lighting 333333 Thoughtless gifts 3333333 Total: credit card meltdown 6days 001486520863785 XXXXXXXXX> (xxxxxx Time the Christmas tree stays up Hangover likelihood Pets The fact is, we wouldn't change a thing! TM HAVE AN MUGI CHRISTMAS UBERAGENCY.COM XXXX XXXX says

The Truth About Christmas

shared by Uberagency on Dec 13
To celebrate the festive season this year, we've created a tongue-in-cheek infographic that recognises some popular truths about Christmas. Tweet us @Uberagency!


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