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Surviving the Holidays for Tall People

SURVIVING THE HULĪDAYS: TALL PEOPLE for DECORATING SHOPPING PARTIES NOV. 27 NOV. 28 DON'T DO e FAKE AN INJURY TO GET OUT OF JOIN IN ON MOM'S HOLIDAY SHOPPING. Avoid becoming her personal human telescope for staking out the goods through holiday crowds. HANGING HOLIDAY LIGHTS. YOU MUST BE Neighbors are on their own this year. AT LEAST 6' TO FOLLOW THIS GUIDE NOV. 29 DO USE YOUR HEIGHT TO HUMOR YOURSELF. When you see the top of people's heads, pretend they are little elves and you are their leader. DEC. 6 DO DEC. 10 DEC. 10 DO DO STRING LIGHTS EVENLY AROUND BUY AN EXTRA LONG HOLIDAY TIE. Don't be a clown with a CONTRIBUTE YOUR PART IN HOLIDAY DECORATING. THE TOP OF THE TREE. short tie. Assume your role of putting the star on top of the tree. It is just not as sparkly when normal length arms have to do it alone. DEC. 15 DO BUY A BIG BED ON MEGA SALE. Finally end your "feet hang off the edge" tall problem. DEC. 21 PLUS this tradition is DO embarrassing for everyone DEC. 25 DEC. 26 SHOP FOR A GOOD DO UGLY SWEATER. Ugly sweater parties are for ugly designed sweaters, not ugly fitting sweaters. MENTION MISTLETOE! BUY YOURSELFA NEW BIG COUCH. For tall people it's not "under the mistletoe", it's "hitting the mistletoe". And hit up your roomates for half the cost, a great deal from the after Christmas sales! DEC. 31 DO CALL THE BIG COUCH BEFORE COCKTAILS. You'll thank yourself later if you're going out for NYE. DEC. 31 DO SCOPE OUT YOUR NYE MIDNIGHT KISS. Keep a lookout for other tall party people, choose one, and line up the kiss! LONG TE STORE For more holiday tie gift ideas, visit and get your tie tips and #tallhacks at longtiestore.com/tallhacks longtiestore.com/2014-holiday-gift-guide T|||| | OTART

Surviving the Holidays for Tall People

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The Do's and Don'ts of the holiday season -- if you're over 6 feet tall. Do fake an injury to get out of hanging your neighbor's lights, don't join mom for her holiday shopping and become her personal...

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