Supernatural Disaster Infographic
NOW SHOWING SUPERNATURAL DISASTER! WHAT MONSTER WOULD TAKE OVER YOUR HOME STATE IN A SUPERNATURAL APOCALYPSE? CHUPA- CABRA ZOMBIES GHOSTS WERE- WOLVES VAMPIRES ALIENS WA MT ND ME MI VT NH MA OR MN ID SD WI NY CT RI WY MI IA PA NJ NV NE OH MD DE VA UT IL IN CA CO KS MO KY NC AZ OK TN NM AR SC MS AL LA GA TX AK FL HI HOw WOULD THEY TAKE OVER? VAMPIRES WOULD CONQUER STATES WITH: FEW SUNNY DAYS FEW CHURCHES LOW EXPENDITURE ON POLICE UNDE AD BLOOD DRINKERS WHO STALK THE NIGHT ZOMBIES WOULD CONQUER STATES WITH: FEW ARMY INSTALLATIONS HIGH POPULATION DENSITY LOW GUN OWNERSHIP A SLOW-MOVING (ORPSE SHAMBLING THROUGH LIFE HUNGRY FOR BRAINS ALIENS WOULD CONQUER STATES WITH: FEW AIR BASES MOST ACRES OF CORN LIFE FROM ANOTHER PARANORMAL GALAX4, SEEKING A NEW WORLD TO CONQUER BELIEF + GHOSTS WOULD CONeUER STATES WITH: + LARGE NUMBER OF CEMETERIES LOW AVERAGE HAPPINESS SPIRITS OF THE DEAD, HAUNTING WHAT THEY COULD NEVER RESOLVE SHORT AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANGY WEREWOLVES WOULD CONQUER STATES WITH: MOST ACRES OF FOREST MOST FATAL T DOG ATTACKS HALFMEN/HALFWOLVES. STALKING UNDER THE LIGHT LAX SPAY AND NEUTER PET LAWS OF THE FULL MOON CHUPA WOULD CONQUER STATES WITH: CABRA MOST GOATS + MOST SIGHTINGS + O LEGENDARY CRYPTID WHOSE NAME LITERALLY MEANS GOAT SUCKER Awooo! OMG! GASP! SPOOKY BRAINS? THE DAILY SHARE Designed by JESS3
Supernatural Disaster Infographic
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