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Strategies For Sleeping On The Job

STRATEGIES ON THE JOB FOR SLEEPING Getting to work on time is easy when you choose to set one of the alarms here at OnlineClock.net. Although we are helpful in getting you to work on time, we realize that you may feel tired as the day progresses. You might have days where you are at your desk working while feeling extremely sluggish. In the afternoon, you may feel as though you need a decent nap. Perhaps you even scheme about devious ways that you might be able to get away with a short snooze at work. That thought may be followed by the realization that you could be caught and reprimanded for such an action. Maybe we can help. In an effort to put a smile on your face, we have decided to share some of our sneaky sleeping on the job tricks with you! Required Materials: 66 POWER OUTAGE" DESK POWER CORD PILLOW The "Power Outage" is the act of sleeping under your desk. People walking past won't be looking down on the floor, and probably won't even notice that you're there. If they do, a reasonable response would be to tell them that you were checking the power source for your computer. Easy Execution Mild Comfort Required Materials: 46 "AVID READER" The "Avid Reader" is the act of BOOK RESEARCH sleeping behind a book. To your co-workers and especially your boss, it will appear that you are hard at work researching a problem. If anyone wakes you, just claim that you were so engrossed in your reading that you didn't notice them. Mild Execution Decent Comfort Required Materials: "CULTURAL CAP" The "Cultural Cap" is using an LARGE HAT CULTURAL STORY CHAIR oversized hat associated with your culture to hide yourself for a nap. Make sure your coworkers know all about how important your culture is to you and how an oversized hat of some kind is traditionally worn by you and your family. A IIIIIIIII. Mild Execution Decent Comfort Required Materials: "CUT & PASTE" The "Cut & Paste" requires cutting out paper eyes from a magazine or printed photo. From a distance, the people at the office will think you are alert and reading things on your computer. No one will be able to tell that you are comfortably sleeping beneath your paper eyes. SCISSORS TAPE PRINTER A IIIIIII Tricky Execution High Comfort Required Materials: "NEW HAIRDO" Pulling off the "New Hairdo" requires you to shave the top of your head and style your hair into the shape of a face. This allows you to lay your head down for a nap while still appearing to look attentively at your monitor. Tip: props such as glasses add additional realism. CLIPPERS SCISSORS MIRROR Difficult Execution High Comfort JEWELRY Required Materials: "STAND-IN" For the real risk takers, the "Stand-in" takes gutsy execution but yields maximum results. The "Stand-in" requires a life-sized cutout of you in your finest work attire. Simply place the cutout at your work station, position your chair behind it and enjoy your nap. CUTOUT CHAIR Gutsy Execution Maximum Comfort IMAGE SOURCES http://goodwitchbadwitch.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/sleepingunderdesk.jpg http://www.parchmentibrary.org/parchment/images/sitepics/man%20with%20book%20in%20front http://blog.onlineciock.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/fake-eyes-sleeping.jpg http://i.eatliver.com/2008/3098.jpg http://d.jroo.me/z3/0/5/w/d/a.aaa-How-To-Sleep-On-The-Job.jpg ONLINE CLOCK. NET The World's Original Online Alarm Clock

Strategies For Sleeping On The Job

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Tired all the time from your 40 hour work week? Then catch up on your Zzz's using Online Clock's tips for successfully snoozing at work! (Use at your own risk.)

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